By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

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cheer21moose 13

Well honey, don't get sad! You'll be boo boo hooing all night!

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deBlobX 12

That is the gayest attempt at a comment I have ever seen

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That was almost painful to read.

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Beranii 5

Not almost... It WAS hard to read.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

I can only imagine the look on his face the second he realized what he said. :P

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DKjazz 20

Maybe he doesn't know about the show, and he saw the words "honey boo boo" flying around on the internet.

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annie_nk 22

Possible. If the name wasn't connected to the overweight child, it could be a sweet pet name.

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PandaMantis 6

Thenegative connotation has little to do with her weight and more to do with how self-entitled brattiness is being glorified.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

@14 Yeah, not having cable TV, I was ... blessedly unaware of this show until a couple of weeks ago. I can see someone else who doesn't know about the show stringing baby-talk words together and coming up with "Honey Boo Boo" as a pet name.

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LadyLol_fml 15

The others must be crazy if they think they gonna sleep with Honey Boo Boo Child!

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drewcat21 0

Either you haven't heard of the show yet (which if so youtube it and your mind) or you're just an idiot.

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rockstar362 8

Yeah I'm not gonna lie sounds sweet to me as well... Sounds like someone is a little high maintenance

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MormonPornstar 7

All I'm thinking is Honey Badger... not sure what the whole Boo Boo thing is

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drewcat21 0

YouTube honey boo boo. It's a reality tv show about a little spoiled brat they call honey boo boo. Watch about 30 seconds of it and you'll realize why it is horrible.

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

Wow!! Unless you were acting out the scene in Deliverance I am forced to say the much thumbed down statement "Dump him", otherwise squeal like a pig.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I was sad when they had to return Glitzy, the gay pageant pig!

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SonOfAMitch 14

"Better keep Glitzy away from Mama otherwise she's gonna get eaten"

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HooHooHa 6

I'm sorry, but that show is just pathetic.

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah I think she realizes that, thus an FML was created.

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WritingWrongs 8

Yeah, honestly, people should just watch good, wholesome tv, like futurama, haha. Your profile picture matches your comment by the way.

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aries_amerson 3

True, but I bet if a black girl went on saying the same shit, it would be called ghetto. Lol, our world,smh

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