By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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LeeRed 15

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

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ncsteven10101010 11

Well ba-humbug!

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Airman1988 9

Obviously he wants you to be more generous and share that gift with the world, so best start looking for others to appreciate that gift now

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HowieDoIt 21

I didn't know OP wanted Ncsteven to be more generous! This changes everything!

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iop330 22

I'm thinking that he might be jealous of your lingerie, you need to get him a matching pair, then you can have sexy santa fun!

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silvermoonstar3 3

If your sex life is already good, it's not the nicest gift. If you did that AND something actually for him, it's nice, but if your only gift is something he shouldn't be telling his family about, meh.

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izzajaneful 24

She did say “an early gift” implying it wasn’t the only nor the most important gift she had for him.

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sens3sfailing 24

hes probably just angry about how short the elf in his pants is.

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KingCeltic77 18

Christmas is a season of giving. If you know what I mean.

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shannonreneee 11

He'll eventually realise what an awesome gift it is ;)

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infamous1212 10

Personally I loved it when my girlfriend at the time bought that kind of stuff.

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cmac86 23

He obviously doesn't get what you mean.

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redbandit9877 12

Noone appreciates Santa panties, I would have loved that gift.

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garrett8614 2

Well you are a girl..

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hcocaliboy06 7

#4 Just ruined my Christmas dinner thinking about a you who looks like a troll in lingerie gross btw nice tucan Sam/bird beak nose

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redbandit9877 12

Who happens to be into girls...so it works either way

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emeraldisle 30

How dare you buy yourself nice things! Shame on you!

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Theclarksondales 8

Well if you bought it with your own money he doesn't get a word. Also santa themed lingerie is hot

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LeeRed 15

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

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panda_lou 11

Well maybe they have a tight budget and didn't have the extra cash for that. If its Christmas themed then how often would you wear it? Perhaps she asked for it before and he said no but she used Christmas as an excuse to get it? Without more information its really easy to call him a grumpy fun ruiner. When perhaps she is selfish.

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LeeRed 15

Dude budget or no budget, it's christmas gift wrapping paper on a lady!! Come on

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LeeRed 15

I mean christmas lingerie, sorry got distracted.

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panda_lou 11

I get it. Guys think its sexy as hell. . . Well most apparently. I'm just saying something in the guys defense since everybody here is jumping on him when they don't know the whole story.

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stfuwtf 21

Yes but you also don't know that. So I'm pretty sure we're all gonna take her word over your assumption. Besides I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gotten it if money was really THAT tight. I mean that's just common sense. I mean if my girl came up to me wearing lingerie especially Santa themed around the holidays. Id be all over her. It's simple appreciation. And a gift for the eyes and when the lights go off.

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Ozuru 11

Greedy you, buying stuff to make you more sexually appealing for him.

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