By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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LeeRed 15

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

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gadgetmaster 10

Hey, giving yourself in something sexy and new should be a much appreciated gift. What an ass

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mykelinva 4

maybe he should get a lump of coal in his stocking....and a tube of hand cream...

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obviousboy 8

I'm sure you can find someone who'll enjoy it.

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sheethapins 13

Yes, cheat on your husband so at least someone appreciates the purchase. Good job, sounds like the perfect plan. What could possibly go wrong?

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ThatGirlxx 6

Guys, he was joking. See the funny side. Gosh.

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H00ks 19

He's right. You should return it and buy him a huge bottle of lotion and Kleenex. Maybe that'll brighten his Christmas spirit.

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daytoday21 10

I mean it's a present for both of you, but he shouldn't have been mean about it

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exo_went_insane 12

If your husband doesnt appreciate you and your lingerie, I know someone who would.. very much ;)

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SoylentCandycorn 10

"Thank you, anonymous perver on FML! Let me get revenge on my husband by ******* you! That'll teach him!" Said nobody, ever.

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barefootchic 6

Your picture after that sentence gave me the shivers...

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