FML: Uncensored
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Did you Scream?
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Show it anywayShe wasn't fond of his Pinhead.
Saw VI in French means sausage, ahahaha ;)
I read "Today, my girlffriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching." And I was like 'YDI'.
WHO makes his girlfriend give him head whilst watching a horror movie? How do you even get a hardon?
How do you know he made her 70??? Maybe she wanted to! I find horror movies to be pretty boring so I would have been all over this opportunity. On a side note... Does anyone else feel like every other FML is about giving head lately?! Not that it's a bad topic. Maybe it correlates with us having recently celebrated steak and a ******* day.
Why did OP let his girlfriend go ahead with it?
@1.......and shout and let it all out?
Don't hold a Grudge against her for being scared. I would've lost my mind right then and there. I HATE scary movies. Like, I found Harry Potter scary.
This is the first I've heard of HP being scary .-. I guess the expression is true!:o
5 - You're like my mother. She cried through much of the movies; she's desperately terrified of snakes. The basilisk and Nagini were nightmares for her.
Something tells me she wouldn't have liked being in OP's Girlfriend's place, then. Ok so it's not quite as big, but it spits like a cobra.
5 - Same here man, when Prisoner of Akzaban and Goblet Of Fire came out i was say, 10-13-ish years old. And i remember being slightly scared of the prisoner black spirit thing, and more scared of the Man Who Must Not Be Named in Goblet Of Fire. I had a bit of nightmares about the bastard for a few nights after watching it in cinema. But i was young haha, im fine now but im not a fan of horrors :P
Painful times a-head, my friend.
I love girls who use teeth.
^well you would know, wouldn't you?
This is why you use horror movies to create intimacy. The knee jerk tendency will strike, it's only a matter of when.
Horror films made for horrible moments..
That bites. It must be hard to watch a movie while receiving a *******. Hopefully you won't have to head to the hospital.
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Show it anywayThis whole thread seems to have bitten off more than it can chew, and deep throating is never the solution to that.
Oh come on 16, he was just trying to leave his mark and I say he succeeded by the skin of his teeth.
I've done that before!!!! But the door slammed downstairs and scared the ever-loving bejesus out of me. I felt awful! Not as bad as he did, obviously.
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Did you Scream?
Painful times a-head, my friend.