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It's a little more than awkward. My visual was a lot worse than most others I suppose, because I keep a flashlight with me at work (at work right now) and its a big, yellow, waterproof, work light.
No shit Sherlock
Not as awkward as if she would have been found in the dark trying to use a big rubber **** as a flashlight.
The awkward part is the word "trying"... not sure what that implies exactly but the mental picture is pretty funny
You should have helped her light it up at least
Is this the same roommate who kept using the kitchen utensils?
Hey, times are tough
Well, now you don't need to ask what to get them for a birthday. :p
Yes, flashlight
Allow me to shine some light on the situation. A torch won't tell you it will call you then won't. A torch won't steal all the blankets. A torch will not snore. A torch doesn't mind if you go out every night dancing with your friends. I rest my case.
And hey, human jack o lantern
hahaha that was the best comment on here lol
On the plus side people think she has a very glowing personality
depending on the end that was penetrating her and if it were on, she may be a little brighter now.
That should put some light in your life.
yikes! that doesn't sound comfortable, I hope you had a long talk about boundaries!
wouldn't hurt to shed some light on that.
Buy her a *****
Burn it. Burn it to the ground.
Can't even picture how awkward this must have been holy shit
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She's not too bright, is she?
Hey, times are tough