By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:04 - United States - Carpentersville

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Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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perdix 29

She's not too bright, is she?

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ZombieSazza 34

What the ****? When you say trying... Did it work or was the torch too big for her to handle?

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False_Stupidity 41

That's a new twist on the story I hadn't thought off.. *shudders at the mental imagery*

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FrozenMusic 26

Yeah... I'm still a little weary on whether or not this "roommate" is a guy or girl O.o

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jw90 18

At least she's not using your kitchen utensils.

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jesse98 7

I thought you said ***** as a flashlight for a second there, I was really worried

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toxic_venom 4

tell them to call me next time ;)

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, OP's roommate. That's a FLASHLIGHT, not a FLESHLIGHT.

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drewflav 17

That's what I was thinking! When I read the FML I read it as Fleshlight instead of flashlight and thought "How the **** do you use a fleshlight as a *****? WTF?!?"

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