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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:04 - United States - Carpentersville

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Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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perdix 29

She's not too bright, is she?

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iSativa 24

You'd think she'd be able to find a better item. A flashlight? Get her a boyfriend.

15 6
juststephhere 23

We've all been there before. But that just gross. She should use her own

9 15
thrAsHeRr9081 16

You have tried to use a flashlight as a *****??

24 2
TheAbstract 15

I can honestly say that I've never been there before.

29 1
Missyeru 14

What's wrong with using your hands? They are free and not your roommates.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Never been there, #12, and I can safely say that I would never use a flashlight, let alone my roommate's...

8 3
RedPillSucks 31

You've never used your roommates hands? Don't knock it till you've tried it...

3 1
ifavela89 13

say happy birthday and don't ask for anything else

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Racaro 3

awkward!! you at least let her finish right?

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chocolatefrog28 29

Maybe she was trying to shed a little light on why she's still single?

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brand2017 9

Did it at least light up your roommate's world?

5 4