TMI

By wow - 28/05/2014 23:08 - United States - Cape Coral

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Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML
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dzhonatan 14

I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.

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JMichael 25

She forgot the time of day down to the exact hour, minute, and second.

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kylieh72 25

This is where the phrase "some things are better left unsaid" came from.

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boxbrandon11 20

It was your destiny to work there.

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Marley_000 14

I feel you OP. I was named after a musician who's memorial concert I was conceived at. Every time someone makes the connection and asks me about my name... I die a little inside.

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grapefruit_hd 7

@ #84 was it Bob Marley

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ladyLALAA 28

Maybe try not to make it into a tradition!

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dzhonatan 14

I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.

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Miss_Whipped 43

And life comes full circle, once again.

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mcloonybin 15

I was coming here to make a "circle of life" comment, but you beat me to it.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Let's be honest. You wouldn't want a destiny that began in a bathroom stall.

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MortenM 17

Still beats a destiny that ends in a bathroom stall

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cherries62212 16

Time to bleach the brain I guess. sorry OP... my mom tells me the same type of disturbing things...:(

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missyfiona89 28

soo... Where were you conceived?

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Anonie248 10

My mom told me i was conceived during really bad sex... So i feel for ya

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FrankHotpants 31

I know some people don't care to know but I think everyone should know where they were conceived, it's pretty much where you're life began.

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missyfiona89 28

toilet baby! We've got a toilet baby here!

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SideOfTheAngels 23

Nothing wrong with being the product of spontaneity :)

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MidnaLink 33

Thing is… there are much better places for spontaneity.

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syki 22

If you plan where you want 'spontaneity' to take place, is it really still spontaneous?

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Morning_fml 22

They always say, honesty is the best policy!

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Miss_Whipped 43

I think 'Employees must wash hands before returning to kitchen' is also a good policy.

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plunkit 6

If you can pinpoint the time and place you conceive your child You are not having enough sex.

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RedPillSucks 31

having a child can be memorable, especially if the sex (or location) was unusual. Now, if you're having sex in so many unusual (weird) places that you can't recount them all, that could be a problem too.

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