By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

Spicy
Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 041
You deserved it 13 972
End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

NzaHaFML 13

If anything, leave your apartment next time in a cast. Might give them an explanation for all the moaning

96 1
vintage_doll_89 8

Ohhh no.... Oh well. It isn't uncommon and it's not really a big deal. But I'm going to go ahead and assume there weren't any cows mooing or anything..

5 53
football98_fml 20

At least you can't hear your neighbors cursing at you next time you see them

44 2
zandalee 19

Why would they curse? This would totally make my day! So funny!!! ;-)

5 4
BrainStew27 12

76, the cows were from another fml where the op overheard her sister having sex and it sounded like mooing (at least that's what it made me think of)

10 2
BeachGirl27 23

The neighbours probably thought he was watching women's tennis with all their grunts and groans!

12 1
vintage_doll_89 8

If you could read, you'd understand I said I was going to assume there weren't any animal noises, so since it's not WEIRD, not to worry. Good to see so many intellectuals about, though. Holy Christ.

4 6
incoherentrmblr 21

Wait a minute... If you know you're deaf, why would you have speakers on or connected? Unless they're built into your computer or you're trying to use them to get off like the woman radio caller in Private Parts, then YDI...

6 20
SadGirl18 16

That's deafinitely a sucky situation.

blazerman_fml 17

Definitely a STICKY situation!

124 9
blazerman_fml 17

Just trying to turn that frown upside down.Don't see what I did wrong there.Sorry if I offended you #17

68 3
ColonelCusswords 24

No keep going, this shit is funny

12 47
yupyupyuppity 5

Sometimes I like to squawk at egg cartons in grocery stores so little baby chickens will wreak havoc on customers

15 2
KitchKraft 21

It was more of a "these puns suck, stop it!" I think.

14 6
absynthe76 10

Now you've pun and did it. You made #17 angry. That's not punny of you!

8 2
wvni 13

Hope no one was around to hear that, or else they may be making some opinions of your video choices

6 50
KitchKraft 21

I just wanna know why he has speakers... I'm kidding of course but still YDI.

4 19
CrabbityAnn 10

Maybe he's old school and watches DVDs on his tv?

4 0
IloveToLaugh143 21

Imagine what your neighbors were thinking lol xD

16 51
XDsmileyDX_fml 24

They were probably thinking he was watching ****...

88 1
lord_meloetta 20

Can someone explain why people clicked YDI?

17 56
crapmaster3000 19

Either a miss click or because they are jerks or they want the badge

50 11
pjsr 32

It seems reasonable to assume this isn't the first time he's watched something while deaf

56 1
caro1190 6

I'm deaf and that person knows better to check the volume in the first place lmao.

54 2
temmera 16

Like #19 said it is reasonable to assume that OP has watched tv before even while deaf. My twin sister is deaf and every time she turns on her tv she puts it on mute.

37 1
Guaguanche 4

The neighbors think you are either a creep or a stud

47 6
wvni 13

Cheesy puns gonna be cheesy I guess. Better build the bomb shelter.

14 4
MandyMeow_fml 18

If someone heard you who cares, you were in the privacy of your own home. It's not like you were in public now that would have been awkward.

64 4
laden_swallow09 34

Considering the volume of his TV or computer monitor, he's making his activities public.

5 13
askullnamedbilly 33

Why do you own speakers if you're deaf? Maybe I'm missing something, but that doesn't sound like a good investment.

81 22
caro1190 6

I'm deaf and there are deaf people who love listening to songs.

32 4
phantom55_fml 7

most deaf people have hearing aid. plus have you heard of internal speakers in tv or laptops.

21 3
Becca_Bear_98 19

probably to his/her (mainly his) parent(s) aren't deaf. Or to entertain friends with music and whatnot

12 6
RpiesSPIES 27

#39 Deaf people gain no benefit from traditional hearing aids. If they want to hear sound, they've got alternate methods like cochlear implants and whatnot.

2 6
n4t4li3 1

You obviously don't know much about deaf culture. Deaf people love listening to music and still can feel the vibration of sound.

2 0