By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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quickit 24

That'd be a pain in the butt to get, but it shouldn't make a big gap in OP's bank account.

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hellsangel0519 6

#21 I laughed harder at this than I should have.

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alex_the_tiger 14

Well get a smooth strap on and go slow. If he wants anal give it to him.

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Enslaved 36

Cum on, OP. Relax-- Don't be so uptight! Oral sex makes your day Butt Anal sex makes your hole weak Too- hard?

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jenninator93 18

I mean, good anal lube ranges from like $5-$15. So I'd say yes. OP, time to prepare your anus ;)

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brandoneyez1 25

Exactly, he didn't say who was giving or taking.

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TCRII 29

Go buy a strap-on and give him anal.

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quoted 4

Try it, maybe you'll like it. It's giving him a gift, you know.

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emeraldmyst 7

who knows you might find your kinky side

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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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pooldude 24

as soon as i read the FML i was so happy cuz i knew someone would make this pun. so predictable!

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MattM95 16

Don't you just love Christmas? Getting a good gift is a real pain in the ass.

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doctorhook86 24

What's the problem? You didn't know what to get him, and he's asking for something you'll both enjoy.

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DippinGrizzly907 27

Did he really just assume OP would enjoy anal? If she's posting this on FML I'm guessing she won't... When I'm with someone I just assume they don't enjoy that so I won't be disappointed but pleasantly surprised if they are. "Remember, when you assume something you just make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. -Homeless man by Subway

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riddle143 15

Like most everything else in this world, how do you know you won't like it til you actually try it? Refusing to try something like that even once is definitely defensible, but you can't say you *know* you won't like it. That's like my ex who refused to let me even try to eat her out, she had never tried it and she didn't know what she was missing. I just assumed this fml was more about the to try or not to try dilemma. Guess I'm an ass and so are you #50 :P

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cdncw 20

In my experience, the women who "don't like it", have never tried. In fact, the two that I dated that have/did try, DID like it (and requested it) Personally, I could care less - I'd prefer a lapdance and a ******* as a gift. :)

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anoniemm 13

Well... If it's something he really wants... Maybe you can also ask him something you fantasize about... Then it's a win-win ✌️

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DarksideDoll 31

Perhaps she would also like to be on the giving side of anal. *Jigsaw voice* Do you want to play a game?

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Leels 8

I don't see the problem. You asked, he answered.

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Likian5 26

Yeah exactly, that's why I'm pressing YDI. Unless OP specifically said she didn't want anal, she had it coming.

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Gillett 23

Hopefully he'll be Cumming soon too #77

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