By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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chuka81 27

No, it's the kind of American Pie he wants.

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JMichael 25

I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some donuts that looked so good they could pass as "fuckable".

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graceface1031 7

It's okay OP, I once had an extremely sensual dream about eating bacon.

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Texas125 12

At least it was hot and fresh. Sorry OP.

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cooer 10

what if it was a doughnut he bought at the store in a pack of many

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Sounds like you've been watching The Simpsons.

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amanda182 19

Donuts are really good.. Just not that way.

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ItsKennyBaby 9

Well not with that attitude.

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amanda182 19

Seeing as I don't have a penis I'm pretty sure I can't **** a donut. And I also said "not in that way" because I meant they're good to EAT not ****.

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freddygasman 18

well, there are maple bars and cinnamon twists. :)

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ArturoJames 13

Don't forget about the good ol' Long John..

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annas3 10

That just means you're a true 'merican. Nothing to be ashamed of OP!

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Hildy93 21

I mean who hasn't dreamt about ******* a donut!?

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