People are awful

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

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Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Amateur_Dank 17

You never know what you'll see on the train...

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Nina825 21

There's a first time for everything ...

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crudeandrudeguy 29

First time? Perverts who slip it out and rub it on unsuspecting women on the train are fairly common... Good times had by all.

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GrainHauler 9

as bad as I want to give you a thumbs up #1 I just can't bring myself to ruin such a great number

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Amateur_Dank 17

You never know what you'll see on the train...

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onlychildFTW 33

Maybe it was like the oscars and somebody has a wardrobe malfunction. Though probably not when it comes to the public. Haha.

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nomnomthebunny 13

im wondering how this was.the first time did they have no sex ed class or another partner?

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doodlecloud 26

Well we don't know OP's age but regardless, they tend not to actually get a guy to drop their pants in sex ed class, they show drawings/diagrams/photos. I'm sure OP knows what a dick looks like, this is just the first time she's seen one in real life.

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buffy999 11

She was on the morning train heading to work. so she's apparently old enough to have seen a penis before.

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_minifty 15

Or she might be a lesbian, and has only had women as partners.

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Aleys_fml 21

@buffy999 I had a job at 15, which is a little young to see one.

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bapbap_fml 15

Riding a train and having a job don't necessarily mean you are of an age where you "should have seen a penis". I started working and using public transit by 15, saw a penis for the first time at 19.

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Theglc20 27

Size? Shape? Colour? We need to imagine it vividly!

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Or maybe it was a rude person, not a body part. Follow up!

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Talis99 26

Now, see, I like where you went with that, #64.

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FamilyAngel 4

"Today I met a Dick in a train. He was a total dick and shown me a dick"

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enxhi96 21

Most girls' first time seeing a dick is usually awkward, but not like this...

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addisonrose12 16

My first time seeing one was in my 8th grade science class... On film... And it was covered in gentile warts...

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Angelrose2004 17

Really!? gentile warts? LOL. We will blame autocorrect for that one. ;) *genital

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RedPillSucks 31

maybe she was in a yeshivah

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kayposion 17

That's riDICKulous I'm sorry I'm ready for the dislikes

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lurker_no_more 13

you would have gotten my upvote if it wasn't for the apology.. you gotta learn to own your statements ;)

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buckstop1 37

I MIGHT have upvoted this if you didn't capitalize the dick and if there wasn't a 9 minute difference between when you and #2 commented. That's why I always refresh the page before I comment, to avoid saying the same thing as somebody else

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