By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 966
You deserved it 6 173

Same thing different taste

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just be relieved he isn't asking for anal...

spacefish966 18

Hey everybody look at my party trick......

JohnTheDonJuan 11

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Maybe he's just had plenty of practice.

turdwrangler 18

173 & 174 Maybe it's Maybelline.

Holding your left thumb removes your gag reflex.

Shadowvoid 33

I've heard of that but I can stick my finger down my throat no problem, but when I brush my teeth and get to my tongue I sound like I'm choking and dying.

It's just a thing to occupy your brain. You could do just about anything to keep your mind off of the gag reflex.

the whole point of reflexes is that they don't need you to think about them for them to happen, how can you distract yourself from something like that?

Well, 98, reflexes can be countered if your body is instructed to no longer follow them, though some are harder to counter. One of the easy ones is if you touch something and it's burning hot, you'll pull away, but if you know it it some won't have that reflex act if you don't let it

I'm not even sure I know what to say. You better get on his level OP :P

I know few guys who can do so. I praise those who are able to

Pretty sure it's physically impossible to suck your own dick because your ribs prevent you from bending so far like that. I heard there was a guy who cut out his bottom two ribs so he could reach his dick. Dedication right there, lol. I'm sure OP can muster the dedication to suck someone else's dick if there are people willing to rid themselves of their ribs to do the same xD

Those rumors were about Marilyn Manson And it was a lie sorry to bust that bubble

Well, if it's really, really big.... yeah, I still don't know, but the mental image is hilarious.

Tell that to the triple-jointed contortionist I met back in Greece. He was able to do a lot more than suck his own dick, believe me.

It was actually some black guy and it's true

Uh... Just look up auto fellatio, there are plenty of people capable of it.

dannnngthatsux 19

#70, he may be able to deep throat it, doesn't mean he can bend to get to it!!

It's possible for a guy to do it himself. Just Google it. hundreds of films.

Badkarma4u 17

I'm pretty sure youre wrong #92. Plenty of peopke can do it.

I thought it was physically impossible too.... Maybe after years of Yoga. Has anyone seen that Will Ferrell skit? LOL

He just proved "practice makes perfect."

It was probably an on the spot thing, hoping he didn't fail

because he likes dick?? Lol that's the only reason I can think why he's so good at that' lol

Looks like you've got some competition OP ;)

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why the **** are you repeating the comment before you

i hope you made gagging sounds in the background.

I am completely lost as to what is gained by doing this, why do you hope this?

Or maybe, you know, can control his gag reflex.

Where have you ever heard of a straight male casually sliding a ***** down his throat?

Some where by the straight, asking for pegging, I would assume!

SheepShoop_fml 20

My partner has done this with an abstractly shaped toy while we discussed gag reflexes. He did not get very far. Nothing to do with the sexuality.

I knew a straight guy in college who used to deep throat cucumbers as a party trick.

I've done that literally in exactly the same context as described by OP... Although OP and her BF seem to be in a much more stable relationship than anyone I demonstrated this ability to...