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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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kawa_fml 0

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

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skittleface 0

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

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kawa_fml 0

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

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loverslanex3 0

I agree with all the above in kawa's comment. I'm sorry OP, dump him and get a new best friend.

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AnaMaree 0

YDI for not having a threesome.

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TheDoge 0

YDI for thinking just 'coz your boyfriend slept with someone means that you have to be angry. Jeez. A man has to spread the seed, huh?

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StealthStorm67 0

Stop replying to the first comment just to get your one-sentence comment at the top

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ReasonsToFly 0

#72's a hypocrite. But, yeah, threesum.

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xEmGai 0

ROOOFL Reminds me of Trapped in the closet.. by R Kelly XDD

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genius_man16 0

this reminds me of the scene in "She's just not that into you"

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genius_man16 0

#1 Your BF is a champ for being able to have great sex twice in a row on such short notice, and in such weird circumstances #2 Your boyfriend is a manwhore, and you should probably punch him in the balls as hard as you can #3 Your 'best friend' is a raging ****, and you should probably consider killing her and leaving her there in the closet #4 FYL for sure, that sucks really bad. But in the long run, you will be glad to be rid of these two. Okay, so that's weird, i don't remember posting that first time... time to change mah password!

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s_p_e_b 0

oh god...i dont know what i would do...actually i do...i would tear the beotch to shreds....i dont really trust my friendds with my bf. i do trust him thouggh.

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LoganBballin16 0

he is just having great luck don't be sippin on that haterade! lol

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blump68 0

that guy is such a man! mad props to him

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preetyprincess 0

ur better off without them if find somebody u can trust and some one that trust u :)

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HahaHillarious1 0

shoulda had a threesome. wow tht woulda been an experience.

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kapowi 0

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fmlfmlfml15 0

He had great sex twice in a row lucky him

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sieera00 8

what great friend and boyfriend you have!!! ;D

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lively12 0

It won't be funny when it happens to you.

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skittleface 0

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

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screwtaylor 0

Okay, this was a good time to have a 3-sum. I'M JUST SAYIN'. Then, you would have all had great mind blowing sex.

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2O12 6

That's bs. OP won't ever look at them the same way again.

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Achall91 17

Dignity and Self respect > Great mind-blowing sex

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bitt3rsweet 0

:/ What's with people cheating on their boyfriends/girlfriends..... FFS. FYL D: (N)

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xHaniffax 0

kill them both and make it look like something off CSI

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CJ090 0

na make it like when Lucy Lui killed the 3 ppl in CHicago

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screwtaylor 0

I think I know where this story is going.. "I'm trapped in the closet.. the closet Now the OP's coming closer to the closet.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g

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hothotheat_ 13

haha, I definitely thought I was the only person in the world who actually watched every single trapped in the closet video.

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_jdreaming 0

Mollywhop that B*****!!!

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