Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me,...

By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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Sunday 11 October 2009 9:18

:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty *****

sadiesykes 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:08

ouchh :( what a prick dump him

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brkn_hearted 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:18

:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty *****

v8rax 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:07

lmao

sadiesykes 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:08

ouchh :( what a prick dump him

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:32

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Sunday 3 July 2011 5:37

wow

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Sunday 11 October 2009 12:07

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CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:07

Ouch. That /really/ sucks.

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:11

are you sure he broke your hyman ? ive had non- virgin girls who told me i broke their hymans. if course i do have 9 inch johnson. maybe thats it.

steph87_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:16

guys who brag about there junk are lying you prob have a three inch worm.

olive47_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:20

lol worm xD

Megan70_fml 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 8:51

I definitely agree with steph!

Drummer389000 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:33

Way to brag about your Johnson. :P

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Sunday 11 October 2009 12:45

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miss_madison 10

Saturday 26 January 2013 21:00

Or maybe he meant he wanted to role play she was a virgin. That way he could take it over and over and over and over and over…

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Sunday 11 October 2009 13:12

# 7 that was flippin' hilarious. ily

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Sunday 11 October 2009 13:14

#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb *****, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?