By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
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xlord 27

wow I would be worried about what's going to happen in 15 years then

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ryno101 3

triceratops + horny = pornstar daughter!

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Iamnotmyself 17

Let me guess, you got her a dinosaur depicting explicit details to teach her about her no-no places?

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worldcupcheer17 0

haha right now the ydi is 69 even though it'll go up I thought it was a coincidence :)

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fmlwmty 0

Mwahahaha I'm finally in the top 5! suck it losers!

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amylisa2790 3

Ke$ha? i blame her for your horny d-i-n-o-saur.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Maybe she was reffering to the fact that the dinosaur has a big horn?

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worldcupcheer17 0

77- I already know your comment will be moderated.

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YacL 15

Barney's brother, or is it just me? It's probably just me.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-93 I'm sorry to inform, but, yes it was just you.

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2ndSucks 15

Bring your daughter to south carolina, where we show our support for college football by wearing shirts with COCKS written across the chest. Horny would be welcome here.

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YacL 15

100- Does that make me unique or a loner?

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YacL 15

106- I'm just guessing here, but I'll say no.

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dinodannyrawr 5

I bet she likes to play with her stuff animal alot.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-108 Congrats your unique :D but probably sick minded, why you son of a....

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myxcure 2

I agree, cute not FML.. Tell her future husband about it at her wedding :)

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iSitt 0

wasn't that the eighth drawf?

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ashleykay94 7

haha that's a sexy name :)

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bluetiger105 0

So, your perverted mind turned a cute dinosaur name into something about sex? What's the problem?

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LizzieLizz18 4

I agree.... No child knows what horny actually means.... Well, no child I know....

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nahgemsoohc 0

yeah... I had a cat named pussy when I was young:S

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yankeebaceball 1

in as many words, that's the innocence of childhood. the only problem with that name is in your head!

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ColtsDoug18 0

dude, she's four years old. calm down.. it's not like it was intentional

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