I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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flockz 19

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

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Infamous_Hawk 6

Congradulations, I guess.

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Infamous_Hawk 6

Congradulations, I guess.

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dolphincheddar 10

What's wrong with that? I void my bowels when I'm excited..

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CattyPurry 0

it's raining men! hallelujah it's raining men :D

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Lstands4LOSER 0

It's like a famous quote I heard. "Happiness is like peeing yourself; Even though everyone can see it, all you feel is warmth"

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samuel96 3

Obviously you didn't teach him very well....

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SirMoose 0

That's what happens when you don't teach them how to pee until 17.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same, OP

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HomeAl0ne 20

You missed your chance to go "Number 1".

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rallets 22

looks like urine trouble

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dolphincheddar 10

^ at first that pissed me off, but it's so funny I just had to go with the flow

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jacob12311 4

37 it's happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth

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idontcare8l 3

31 - is that actualy how you spell ... Halilulahya .... Cause i cant spell it right and i wanna know 37 - isnt that some other person on this with a pic of a sign that says that?

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Bill3485 3

be glad he didnt pee in the toilet and poop on the floor op :)

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flockz 19

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

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icefshng8 9

Oh. I get it. Irony!

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perdix 29

Sounds like your definition of "learn" is quite lenient. You're going to have to put in a lot more work to get that child to toileting technology mastery.

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adavis24 0

You're a lil Chinese/Asian prick. You're not even american so stfu!

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PushMyButtons 5

Perdix your back!

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katieklein 0

He apperently hasnt Learned.! -__-

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BB_ava 0

Apparently, you havent learnt your english.

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katieklein 0

Haha nope. im still in school learning!

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BB_ava 0

33, *learnt. Check a grammar dictionary.

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Cinn_fml 22

Both learnt and learned are acceptable. Though which you'll use will depend on where you're from

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Person1233 12

Leaned and learnt are correct; regional uses may vary.

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