By kidswithnomanners - 05/09/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
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saIty 17

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

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Yargnit_fml 1

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

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Mahomie123 0

No problem Sargent sarcasm (;

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nixter5 18

You learn a lot of important stuff in kindergarten.

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FailBear920 19

It be funnier if she said "No shit sherlock!"

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fakeaccountX 6

Chill out, that's adorable. At least she didn't swear.

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enonymous 8

Is there a new Dora the explorer character called captain obvious I don't know about? or is this kid just plain awesome?

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LiveLaughFML 10

i am going to be nice to your kid. she may end up being my boss one day.

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Keyman1212 14

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humorizer 14

inb4 fml user, "Captain Obvious" makes his obligatory post.

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tj4234 35

what was the point in that comment 45?

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allisonbredow 0

She's gotta learn young!

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SirObvious 1

Who's this "Captain Obvious"?

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FarSide 22

Her next obvious observation would have been me whipping her damn ass with a belt.

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ihasbrains 10

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but are four year olds even capable of cleaning their own rooms?

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enonymous 8

95 - I was told I was in charge of cleaning the house while still in the womb... I still cleaned everything and left mints on the pillow too. Oh yes I did windows too.

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LaydiexSkull 3

-96, did you paint the house and put shingles on the roof too?

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Ashelizabethh 8

Did you follow up by asking who raised you!?

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FarSide 22

@95 If they are old enough to mess it up...

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enonymous 8

111 - Yes even when I was born I slapped my own ass and cut the cord. Then I slapped the doctor for dropping me.

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sleepRX 16

130- I bet you were handed a Dos Equis right when you came out of the womb. ;)

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sleepRX 16

130- I bet you were handed a Dos Equis right when you came out of the womb. ;)

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enonymous 8

141 - I already had a little captain in me first ;) and in not talking bout the drink.

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saIty 17

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

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XenaWP 6

Jump on that! You don't want her being rude like that.. Or she will turn into a brat.

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Yargnit_fml 1

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

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MrSexyPants 14

Thank you 54, for bringing back that great memory that isn't exactly mine but it was hilarious!

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ibedestinie 0

lol!! you must be a fan! ; ) thanks for making me laugh.. again

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Haha I love that show too!!

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Haidee 0

Haha I love that show!:)

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autumnxxbottom 0

Somebody's been watching Victorious ;D I love that show haha

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Nawwww, ya think? I figured she's just an intellectual genius and thought of that on her own.

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HannahJoButtons 2

In the words of the four year old, "thank you captain obvious!"

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leonaXD 0

Sorry, but would you go back to fourth grade English?

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fmlikecrazy 0

Do you have any older kids? She might have heard it from them. Don't worry, she may still respect you.

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saIty 17

I hope you're calling your dong a bitc*. If not go run through traffic naked, and get run over by a bus.

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McMike10 1

This is what Russel Peters Is talking about when he says you need to beat your kids

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rich203 0

Beat em like they stole somethin

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BeastlyFrog 7

"My parents beat my ass." "My parents beat my ass, too!" "Me, too!" "I got sent to my room." "YOU HAVE A ROOM?!"

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Lexiloulynn 2

Pugs not drugs! That shirt is from Delia's!:)

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KyriosX 1

"Come here girl." "Yeah, mom?" *hits* "What was that for?!" "Just in case."

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darkwing119 5

Would you like to get beaten as a kid

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Frijolero_92 1

#113 was beaten as a kid. F$&@en hell if I will ever talk back, and I still have the highest love and respect for both of my parents.

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GlitteryMasakali 1

Beat em like a boss ;)

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fallapart 5

113- Just an fyi, parents beat their kids for discipline. If your parents beat you that's a sign for love. If they didn't care for you they wouldn't have done anything and you could have been a terrible talk backing child. Because they beat you, it shows they want you to become a better person.

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shamille 5

Somebody gonna get a hurt real baaaadddd

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bsharp1 1

Kids say the darnest things. *chuckles*

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