Boozehound
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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
Ye like may be two shots
Naw, I bet she's worth about 3 pints of guiness, or 1 barrel of fermented wine, or about 1 case of russian vodka.
OP needs to tell her mom that her mom's worth a shot in the kneecaps. With a gun.
Hey at least OP's mom doesn't break into her child's house and drink an entire bottle of really expensive wine...
Sounds like a winner
are you sure she's no longer an alcoholic?
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
Damn... That's ****** up. I know the feeling. My mom told me she'd sell me to a mad scientist for sex, and she did and he turned me into a buttsexpirate. :(
#3 ur name is hilarious
Is it vlad or a good vodka?
Do a shot auction. Show her how much youre worth!
starting the bidding at 9 shots, anyone?
No, worlds worst mom.
ur mom?
#rare
Hashtag on FML = automatic thumbs down.
34- Just because I love your picture doesn't mean I won't say anything. THIS ISN'T ******* TWITTER.
Would have or would? If she said would and was actually serious then she still has a alcohol problem and shouldn't be allowed to be a mom if she is willing to sell her own daughter. If she actually tries to sell you she will be going to jail and you'd be taken from her custody cause she would been seen unfit to raise you or any child. I really hope for your sake she was joking.
Cool story, bro.
Please... Do understand.. I am probably the nicest girl you'll ever come in contact with. I really am.. But I really hope that you don't honestly believe that OPs' mom meant it when she said she'd sell her for a shot of vodka, did you? If so,.... Nevermind... I'm going now... Have a nice day! :)
could be worse, she could be willing to sell you for a can of bud lite or another cheap beer.
better than a shot of gin . gin is so ******* gross, in my 19 year old opinion anyway.
Here's an idea, he might live in the U.K. The legal drinking age over there is somewhere below 19. That or he's underaged.
#21 Where I come from, the legal drinking age is 18.
It was just showing he didn't have "the taste" for gin yet being 19...maybe someday someone will make him a Tom Collins and then he will know how gin is supposed to be consumed!
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Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.