By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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acidbass 7

I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

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eb0ny 15

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

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acidbass 7

I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Exactly! We should all watch out for OP's daughter, because she may be our bosses one day.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I'm not very sure why 12 year old boys would really want with panties anyways... It's not like they can have sex with them... Right? Right?

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jujubean0531 5

Is your daughter named Stacy?

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tygerarmy 35

As long as you get her to sell them for more than you bought them for you're good OP.

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Inheritance 10

No skid marks I hope?

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MrTittySprinkles 7

1st step- steal underwear. 2nd step- ? 3rd step- profit. Turns out your daughter found out the fabled 2nd step.

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Andr913 13

The fact that this FML is posted from Egypt makes it funnier for some reason.

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sarahshanghai 9

I don't know... Speaking as a teenager, you can never really understand 12 y/o boys. Smart girl though. Knows what the customers want.

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123ev456 5

Pretty much. She's going to be a very successful female pimp.

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iheartstewie7 5

^ really random, but you look like Anna Paquin from X-Men :p just had to say it.

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HaleyXx_fml 11

Anna Paquin ^_^ true blood!!!!!!!!!

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xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6

XDDD HAHAHAHAHA

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SomeRussianGirl 3

160 My name is Sara I'm Bi and in the same position as you. Huh small world.

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eb0ny 15

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

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doctorhook86 24

2 - Sounds like she's got a future in several industries.

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RebekahBrooke 9

50.... that's not a duck face. Why can't people distinguish anymore? After the whole duck face thing, EVERYTHING is a duck face. That is a kiss. There's a difference. Hurr durr.

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The_Hitdude 12

54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.

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The_Hitdude 12

54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.

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yadisingh 5

54- because smiling is just way too mainstream, huh?

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kandi_kid69 15

Entrepreneur in the making.

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runnamuk 6

Step 1: Underpants. Step 2:.... Step 3: Profit. Apparently the second step that the gnomes couldn’t figure out was "sell to horny adolescent boys."

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PvtParts417 15

Well at least it wasn't a stalker stealing them

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ladyLALAA 28

This could lead to an army of mini stalkers!

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nobodylikesyou 3

She is going to get very far in life

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HonestTruth 5

How old is she? Young = If she knows boys like panties, what else would she know? Older = That is just plain nasty. Be a civilized person and sell your own panties.

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DomDomxoxo 16

We all answered at almost the same time.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I think the honest truth here is that you have horrible reading comprehention.

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DogsPaw 16

HonestTruth. The Honest Truth is 24 as it is clearly doubled in the FML.

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HonestTruth 5

My apologies, I seemed to have been zoned out. I beg you all for your forgiveness.

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cheeelss24 3

Wtf who would put tht ur disgusting bitch????????

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cheezebuiscut 0

Well I mean not only do some kids 2day look like full grown adults for example a 13 year old mistaken to be 20 but we know alot more then we should: It isnt always our faults though._.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Yeah boys will go crazy for mom panties. We like to wear them as hats.

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Nevereverland 8

Personally prefer to wear them normally they're pretty comfortable when in sports especially under white shorts.

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jacquesromualdez 12

Or wear them as masks!

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