By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 03:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML
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jtthegr8 26

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

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JMichael 25

If you know what I mean ;)

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jerryj 27

9, is that a pedosmile hiding under your avatar's ski/ninja mask?

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abhi95 31

That is Kakashi hatake you disrespectful human being! He is awesome!

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BrickTamlandLamp 13

Why all of the responses to this comment so stupid

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skittyskatbrat 19

I was about to suggest the same thing :D Such moments need to be preserved...for when he's a teen....

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Amoondris 17

It sounds like he just discovered a new word for them rather than just now discovering them.

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Kamon97 23

My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling I want to play with my ding-a-ling!

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jtthegr8 26

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Good luck with your son, OP. haha.

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Chanti_fml 26

Great song! It's gonna be a real hit sometime!

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Tthug 34

Reminds me of miss march: "I'm gonna love/****/etc a white chick"

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Godsofdracos 15

Better than Bieber. Why is his name in my autocorrect :c

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kwyk 23

Don't worry, the excitement will wear off eventually... give him another 50 years or so

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_kyleG_ 34

All part of the learning process- just be glad he didn't make his discovery in public! (...If the stories are true, I may have discovered 'sh*t' while grocery shopping at 2)

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Mauskau 35

When I was 2, I would pick up cucumbers in the shop and spin round singing, "willy, willy". My brother was nice enough to give me that habit, my parents hated it.

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Tthug 34

Reminds me of the shaycarl video where their kid says he's got a boner "bow-n-arrow".

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steve31789 8

He's got big balls, she's got big balls but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

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Scynistr 20

I give you credit for the song reference..

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