Sounds fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21

What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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namine120409 42

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Palindromesque 21

What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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nellbell414 13

Because there are world records for everything

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DogeMan 14

I need to try that lol

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namine120409 42

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Melayia 14

Why with the violence? Hes just goofing around.. no need to punch him :/

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RedPillSucks 31

I think this is one of those cases where coming out of a daze while reassessing your life's choices might cause you to strike out

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Draikon 6

And then you OP might need some herself seeing as the guy is completely entitled to hit back and pacify her in self defense :)

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jillyanzen 19

I think your son will love him though =)

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Cass_x 22

That's actually kinda cute if you ask me.. A playful man will make a great father I think (: also, be glad he didn't entertain himself by going out and finding someone else or idk.. Not really a fml imo

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phoenix1977 8

You should throw a cup of water at him and laugh

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princesspeachxox 18

I think you should reconsider posting another "pun"

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spatula232 25

I feel like an idiot because I still don't understand

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abraybro 27

Should've said 'tampting' instead, dude.

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abraybro 27

Or nothing at all for that matter.

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Rinat_fml 26

Go make a cake out of rainbows or something, people.

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Godsofdracos 15

I would but they disappear whenever I get close :(

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worldclassrager 39

Don't crush a mans hobby...just make sure he buys more when they are needed

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PerditaDessa 38

I'm sure he'll entertain your son and have pranks that will be the bane of his existence during his teenage years. What annoys you now will keep your boy embarrassed and in line later.

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