No, who told you this?

The sarcasm is weak with you, #7.

Oh, the irony, #22.

Glad I'm never having any

My daughter is just like this.

Your daughter is pretty adorable, though, so I guess you'll be okay! ;)

*Jealous of her husband, or at least the fact that the daughter cuddled with him instead of her.

She was jealous of her daughter favoring her husband instead of her. It is normal in unless it gets out of hand.

No.

Am I the only one who doesn't get this comment?

No #10

You literally just said the same thing twice. What are you doing with your life? If you're going to comment on the English language, make sure you use it correctly.

I'm fine, thank you for worrying about my life. I have no problem to admit that english isn't my mother language, so showing so much care you can probably teach me how to say that it's not only her daughter but their daughter. afaik "your" can be both singular and plural. I know... a cheap joke, and even worse when it has to be explained...

I still don't really get it... Her daughter, but their daughter? Yes to both.

I'm assuming that because #8's native language isn't English, he's referring to the fact that in English our "your" doesn't specify whether it's plural or singular (which it can and it's the same with "you"). Whereas, in many other languages, it does specify. Spanish for example: you (singular) = tu and you (plural) = ustedes. So I can kind of understand his confusion. I, for one, sort of agree that other languages specify it better (and English is my first language). However, I have no idea what #8 is referring to... Just wanted to clear the "your" confusion up.

Where I'm from, sometimes when things go (slightly) wrong, the one parent will jokingly say "your daughter" instead of "our daughter", for example "your daughter vomited all over me last night". So to me, #8's post seemed to say "your daughter"(both OP's and her husband's) is now "your daughter" (only OP's husband's).

I think #39 has it right! Round of applause! I was so confused reading this string

I instantly thumb you down for even mentioning that person in my presence, how I hate him.

Ohh yeah #33, well I thumbed her back up just because you said that!

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!

wrong word...

Oedipus is that you?

Not really #20, intimate doesn't always mean sexual.

In this situation the word plutonic is a bit more appropriate but I know what ya meant lol

I believe 'plutonic' is a kind of rock. 'Platonic' is the word you're looking for :)

Actually @28, more like Electra. Oedipus did it to his mom whereas Electra competed with her mother for her father.