Kids: Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally...

By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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theanonymoose 3

Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

madderakka 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:25

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

Comments

Zoockey 5

Monday 16 November 2009 12:08

FIRST!! lol'd ur son is a cat maybe?? Or are you catwoman! :O

firebird94 0

Monday 16 November 2009 12:10

congratulations on being first(pathetic)! thats actually a total win

theanonymoose 3

Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:31

I think you have a strong pussy gene.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:36

I think you have a very strong pussy gene. Or your husband was a Siamese twin! But really that is creepy. Well think of the money you can save on toilet paper alone!

redsox4021 0

Friday 9 April 2010 19:27

#63 stfu

hwkfan1 10

Monday 12 April 2010 7:55

tsu

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 7:45

Half-way there! :)

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Monday 16 November 2009 12:18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

rosaleehoohaha 0

Monday 8 October 2012 15:42

You must feel so cool... First AND a white suit? I'm jeolous

bluerara912 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:14

Wow no one gives a shit

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Monday 16 November 2009 12:21

First fails at life.

bertiebass1 5

Monday 16 November 2009 12:23

awww well at least it wernt on the floor!

ALRULES88 1

Tuesday 23 March 2010 15:34

wernt?? don't you mean wasnt

xxAmberxx 0

Monday 16 November 2009 12:49

hahaha omg massive LOL.... that made me laugh soooooooooooooooo hard after I read it

Reality_bites 14

Monday 16 November 2009 12:53

Hilarious! I love it. This made my day.

mirage24_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:16

That's not FML, that's just funny.

jts2 3

Monday 16 November 2009 13:19

I suppose it could be counted as an FML. After many months of trying to potty train the kid, he finally tells her that he goes. Then she sees he went elsewhere.