By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 02:11 - Israel

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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MissGrinch 4

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."

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squirell_AIDS69 0

hmmm I smell incest!

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squirell_AIDS69 0

hmmm I smell incest!

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MAGNAVOX 0

Shookitup, I want your babies!

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xBangOut 4

As a one wise wolf once said - SHE PUT YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE? PUT HER IN THE RAPE ZONE.

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meepz 0

Could of been worse could have been the dad

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bwhahaha_fml 10

nah. she's probably not really his brother. she just sees him as one. it happens to me all the. and it pisses me off all the time also

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withered 30

Don't worry, it's weird but some people actually do list people as bro/sis to show them they like them...

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Tora_Chan 0

iicaptain I love you!!! :D

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cellerbeck 4

I know that pain. just a few days ago she added me as her brother because she didn't want to add my last name to hers for a day ( the posts where someone will say if you like this status first I'll use your profile pic and if you like it second ect)

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brandikinz 4

aww I hate when that happens:( better start making a move OP!

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max_wilder 9

you pretty quick to the draw with the wits there.

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rockindyl22 0

Oh no, not another FML about Facebook:(

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A7X2012 0

Thats what happen when your in the friend zone wwwweeaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy way to long

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Mortoli 30

Getting friendzoned always sucks doesn't it? I hate it too.

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aznkimmy77 0

Aww.. You're in the "friend zone". Hopefully, she'll realize your feelings sooner or later..

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aznkimmy77 0

Nvm.. I thought he thought of you as a brother.. xD That's weird now that I get it..

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EffinAhole 0

she does think of him as a brother. he's not her real bro.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Once you're in the friend zone, you're in there for life.

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KayBizz 0

I remember my girl once considered me as her brother. quit wit the jokes and srsly flirt wit her!! :/

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yankeeeeez 0

woah I know a person who is azn and is named Kimberly.......

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Mortoli 30

Lol I been permanently friendzoned by ex it sucks cause I want nothing to do with her but when she dating my bro it hard to keep away...

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laughing_atyou 0

WOW 7 years?? You know there are other ***** in the shithole? Right? Nahh, I'm kidding with you, OP. You must be feeling that "WTF, OMG," emptiness. Well I feel kinda sorry? Actually, TOO BAD HAHAHA!

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MissGrinch 4

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."

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laughing_atyou 0

I have a hate/love relationship with that quote.

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awkward_gothlady 32

But that doesn't make it any less annoying.

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Mortoli 30

That saying sounds pointless to me.. The idea is to get them to love/like you the way you want them to. 7 years were wasted for him. I'm sure she's a great friend but when aiming for higher, brother isn't the type of love he looking for. Then again 7 years was a long time to make a move should have tried sooner... Then again I'm one to talk I'm extremely shy when it comes to girls lol.

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laughing_atyou 0

Because he wants to have sex with her and she's like "Nooo I can't have sex with my brother." Hence the FML. Oh btw, I forgive you for being dumb. Why? Because you're a woman.

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jaderrrx3 0

I take that comment offensively. As if you look down upon women.

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the_flirtt 0

my bad I didn't read the whole comment.

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