Love: Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 02:11 - Israel

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:47

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."

squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:41

hmmm I smell incest!

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beanerboy707 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:15

me too... except she calls me her cousin

vixon 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:26

shulda made a move earlier..!!

girlinscrubs 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:31

it's a sign... you should move on

KiDtastrophy28 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:45

u idiots it jus means she looks as him like a brother !! they aren't really related !!!! andd OP YDI for not expressing ur feelinqs to a qurl u've been in loovee with for nearly a decade !!! FYL !

Gian1288 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:05

I know people who add someone as their brother/sister but sometimes it means that they may like you a little bit, it doesnt always mean that they view you like a brother/sister. Take my word for it.

Nick_1993 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:43

freaking tell her!! man up

iloveyoumycuty 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 23:37

hahahaha got stuck in the friend zone lol :P

ManaUser 0

Monday 4 October 2010 4:33

I'm confused by the phrasing here. OP says he "was" in love with her for 7 years. Does that mean she's his ex? If so thinking of him like a brother doesn't sound too bad. Or does it mean OP thinks calling him brother was such a grievous slight that he doesn't love her anymore?

PizzaGuy11 0

Monday 4 October 2010 8:44

you loose. just tell her you like her already! good god, people these days.

samanthar 0

Monday 4 October 2010 13:01

try to add her as girlfriend and see what happends

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