Love: Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 02:11 - Israel

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:47

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."

squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:41

hmmm I smell incest!

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kisweetie2001 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 11:26

Incest, FTW....

laurenss 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:09

get over it, enough other guys in the world!

wilcas713 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:22

get over it. or have the guts to tell him. YDI

wilcas713 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:25

YDI. have the guts to tell him or find get over

TheHighEnd 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 13:40

she put you in the friend zone? PUT HER IN THE RAPE ZONE!

NamelessNeko 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 13:45

So? You say that like it's a bad thing, op.

minty1807 9

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:07

it may seem bad but at least you know that she feels close to you (: I listed my crush as a family member on facebook before it just gives you something to joke about =]

rommie_fml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:32

damn. when it's on facebook it's official. haha. I honestly think you have yet to tell her that you have feelings for her. And in your head your like... I thought she knew or I thought she would have figured out. Some friends do find out in this situation but it doesn't happen often. I would know. I've been on both ends of the candle there and it's surprising to find out.

ibrampton 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:50

**** blocked !

ibrampton 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:52

how are youuu

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Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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