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You say he's just a friend... Oh baby you...
...incase of an emergency...
Wouldn't the boyfriend already have ex's phone number???
I love you.
Dump him and date his best friend.
^ win!
win to all the people who started singing biz markie. I love you!
ok just do tht to 1 of ur ex and c way he does
And you just stood there and said nothing?
^ yea.. without balls..
Lady Gaga?
^ nd you are an idiot.
haha.. I'm with 97;)
I'd of broke his nose.. what a dick
are you sure he actually is your "boyfriend"? maybe its some kind of miscommunication
In actual fact she is really his cousin but there was a mixup at the extended family reunion. Alcohol was drink, things were said, teeth were counted and it was decided they would be partnered
^this.
^those
^they
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
lmao @ 7...that's not nice mate! but yes either miscommunication of where you two stand or you need to just do yourself the favor
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
yup
yup then op should of asked for the ex phone number. they are Eskimo sisters now.
lol love it
definitely agree!
You should hire a private investigator seems like a tough case to solve.
cheaters is the best way to go.
What a douche (if it's not a miscommunication). Maybe he "just wants a hug" (and nothing else). Ffff. If my boyfriend did that, I'd be pissed- and he'd know it.
Well he should have said girl friend. The only reason he wouldn't is because he must still want her. Now this is my opinion if your his girlfriend then he should say that not my friend. Good luck with him.
And you didn't dump him yet? I know I would with such a ferocious kick, he'd think he was Miss Daisy from Minneappolis.
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And you just stood there and said nothing?
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.