By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
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Tsunami87 17

don't we use mobile phones these days?

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Temi25 6

at least he wants to see you

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Temi25 6

at least he wants to see you

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ImaWiseGuy 5

eye feel sorry for you....

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Emster689 0

1; yeah I agree most guys don't do that! you should feel lucky! :)

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Mitcha857 0

that's why most guys don't do that now it's not romantic it can break windows, or faces. On top of that we have cell phones now. Throwing a rock at someones window is outdated.

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chino627 0

nothing like a rock to the face to say I love you

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almostalbino 10

hahahahahahaha... no.

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Adorlee 11

^ because some people are heavy sleepers and don't pick up or answer to anything. I had to throw rocks at some guys window because he wouldn't wake up :/

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FarSide 22

When did Jersey women stop sleeping with the boyfriends??

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GuessWhatKids 13

HOLY **** WHEN QILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT THROWING ROCKS AT WINDOW IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA?????

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miniluda12 12

yeah, that would have been so romantic if he hadnt hit you :p

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FiberOptometrist 0

85: LOOKS LIKE YOU LEFT YOUR STEERING WHEEL AT HOME.

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zendaddy0 0

awwwwww that's sweet and awwwwww that sucks

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whosechairisthat 0

haha im only commenting u cuz u r 14. woo hoo mee too. :))))) hooray for australians.

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wikkedphuka 0

omg...... thats so romantic...*tears* lol dummy

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mikolyshka 0

why throw rocks when you have a phone? back then people didn't have the luxury of a cell phone.

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alexg823 0

Now why would you throw your phone? That's absurd.

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ashleymarielouis 0

#50 lmao get 'im. (:

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swittig 0

I see what you did there, but now she can't. Giggity!

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SeerePetrova 0

now that made my day.... the giggitty thing

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Nikkitaria 9

I guess you could call that a bullseye

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Blueglasscup 18

Aw shucks. That ain't half as romantic!

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Ieatpeople17 0

Throw the phone next time

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bloodycherries_fml 3

hmm good aim and it shouldn't be that bad since it's a small rock.

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carnage1108 0

it wouldn't hurt if she had any reflexes at all

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