By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
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luis72091 0

you're married to a criminal lol

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cgchamp89 7

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

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airborn54 0

fyl you shouldn't have married the achmed the animal ******

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YacL 15

So many things wrong with that comment.

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luis72091 0

you're married to a criminal lol

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bravesfan112233 0

run while you still can

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Agiggleaday 0

...Or maybe he is a criminal but hes a master of disguise.

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Jimmyd0t 0

craigslist killer! lol well at least they didn't show up with pointed guns

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TheEricCartman 0

My friend Kyle was arrested by Apple once, it was so COOL!

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magentaballoon15 8

^ i was about to ask if your bane was Cartmen, and then I realized it was:) Ps: I love ur name

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YacL 15

I wonder what the crimes committed were.

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herrobear 0

Admit it!! You killed him didn't you!!!

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jamieleigh_315 0

#18 I love ur pic hahaha

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6joe9 0

#67 isnt that you in the picture ???

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6joe9 0

#67 isn't that you in the pic ????

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lovinj 2

ouch!!!!! you just got burned!!!!

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alexg823 0

Figuratively, of course.

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secret_dragon 0

you should report your neighbours to the police

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

read the FML more carefully before you post comments like this

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PassTheDutch 0

think more before you post comments at all. secret dragon was clearly saying that to get back at the neighbors.

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marix54888 0

well it doesn't say my neighbor upstairs, it say's my neighbors upstairs. so NYPD showed the picture to OP's neighbors upstairs, not her neighbors.

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numbers878 8

101 is probably saying that op lived in a apartment

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cgchamp89 7

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Hey, I saw that movie on Lifetime!

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imacreeper 3

The movie was awful:(

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I would say 98% of Lifetime movies are.

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1215116a 14

This has nothing to do with the FML, but why is your profile picture of a dissected animal?

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BigOrca 2

maybe he has a secret life. he is a criminal and when he says he is going to work he is really doing illegal activities.

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kiketag 0

remember everything hitler did was legal

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sparta98 4

Actually, 74, I think Hitler was guilty of Homocide by Omission. Since he was married to Eva Braun, he had legal obligations to care for her, which he failed to fulfill.

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Surferbro 5

Dude you ****** up in real estate

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PassTheDutch 0

parxxx, it's stalkers not stockers lol. and no I wasn't stalking you I was just reading your bio.

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ColorfulDonut 7

somebody is not telling you something....

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YacL 15

Either your neighbours were half asleep, your neighbours are evil or you husband's not telling you something.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

or all of the above... :O

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BigHoshJosh 0

you shouldn't have gave your neighbor crabgrass. that ***** annoying!

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A13X33STJ 0

Im not a grammar nazi but you shouldnt have given....

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BigHoshJosh 0

Julie, I love you

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