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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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By Liam - 06/05/2021 02:01

Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:59

I'm sure it was an orchid situation, but at least you rose to the occasion and didn't stay mum or lily-livered when you bought them. The good news is that she'll definitely forget-you-not. In a few daisies, thistle blow over, she will kiss your tulips, and all will be forgiven.

haw008 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:41

That's bittersweet. Did she at least enjoy them before she began having a reaction?

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:40

Unlucky OP.

Damn_Hippster 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:01

What are the odds? Seriously, I would like to know...

tatababe 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:25

Next time go with chocolates

Skywalka911 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:39

What if she's allergic to that too?

Monkeybuttcream 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:15

Is she allergic to ****? Next time play it safe and give her what she wants. "wink wink"

imaginaryvoice 18

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:39

Nothing says "I love you" like a trip to the hospital

Ninelives_fml 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:26

It's the thought that counts?

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:24

Well don't send her those flowers with the "get well soon" card

sky22_fml 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:27

Its the thought that counts :)

snator 0

Monday 21 May 2012 19:47

Maybe she is allergic to milk...

haw008 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:41

That's bittersweet. Did she at least enjoy them before she began having a reaction?

AngrehPirate 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:00

Bring her 'get-better' flowers!

fadingfaith 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:35

That would be pretty stupid of him if he did bring flowers after seeing what happened the first time.

AngrehPirate 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:35

You're pretty stupid, there are different types of flowers

teddd14beat 13

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:27

get fake flowers

Chazyj 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:41

Yeah unlucky dude not much you could of done there hope she gets better soon

tallguy69 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:42

Like my status x)

xbrit551 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:42

It was kind of you though

Chazyj 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:38

To a point yes but on the other hand it wasnt how was he to know

DontClickOnMe 28

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:42

Aw.. That was still sweet of you to get her flowers though. Hope she's okay!

LaColombianita 26

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:19

Agreed. Maybe next time get her chocolates or balloons?

LaColombianita 26

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:26

Of course somebody had to say that lol

ceilingfans 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:16

Or you can send her a video of you singing along to Justin Beiber's baby while inhaling copious amounts of helium. After all, they say laughter is the best medicine. Then again, she might contract Beiber fever and have to go to the ICU.

testthecoal 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:43

Of all the flowers out there, allergic to yours? Damn that sucks

shahs 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:43

well that sucks. but.. it's the thought that counts right?

b1gphil 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:43

make sure you take her some different flowers in hospital :P

taytaylal 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:46

great boyfriend you are.

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