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It's motherly love!(:
So true. My mom does this sort of thing soberly.
Well going into the bathroom seems like an odd choice really. Drunk people need those quite frequently. But FYL OP. gotta love those drunk Momas. Haha.
EShe might share her bedroom, not have a door, the door may not close or lock...personally, I go in the basement for privacy. (My bedroom door neither closes nor locks.)
You can't troll a proll.
Idk how this FML. Had anything to do with trolling but I wanted to use that pun (: heh.
Wtf is a proll?
15, I have as much as an idea as you do.
15) a pro troller maybe?
Hence the word "pun." Do you know the definition of pun? A play on words? If you take out the t and put a p it puts the words "troll" and "pro" together. Also it has the letter p for parent, so I was hoping someone would catch that, but apparently not ????
Puns are supposed to use words with two or more meanings. Considering proll doesn't really even have one meaning.... not a pun, not funny.
This thread is more unnecessary than this comment
Actually, puns are supposed to have words that combine two words into one (ex. Punny). Words with 2 meanings where both are applicable is called a double entendre
87- Actually, no. I don't know where you heard that but that's wrong. If you don't believe me, just google it.
Qualification: what you said about the double entendre isn't wrong, but what you said about the pun is.
*sigh* this thread has completed ruined puns for me. You all made this much more complex than it needed to be
It would've been funny if she tried to redeem herself by saying, 'I swear I wasn't dropping some of our future kids off at the pool!'
Yeah me too! What a douche
Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself
Phoning back and explaining how she's drunk should fix everything, hopefully OP's boyfriend is reasonable.
Personally, I have an aversion to speaking to anyone while they are in the bathroom. It's never been for privacy... Once I hear that particular echo most bathrooms have, I become repulsed. Once I hear toilet activity, disconnect! That's just gross and disrespectful.
It's just her crush, do I doubt he has listened to her mom rage very often. (Might be assuming here.)
Am I the only one who can't be on the phone and in the bathroom at the same time? And sorry about your mom.
you're not the only one. I think it's very odd and slightly disgusting
I'd think the echo in the bathroom would be weird enough
Slightly disgusting? Ffs, what's wrong with a bathroom? I would even dare to say: what's wrong with a toilet? As long as you don't hear the other one ******** around, who cares? Well, you, probably.
Lol, its common courtesy to not use the bathroom on the phone, at least the way I was raised XD unless you got someone desperate on the phone and they keep you on there for twelve hours O.o (true story)
Are you the female version of Howard from TBBT?
HOOOWWAAAHHHDD?!
Why not your bedroom?..
Maybe she doesn't have her own room..
Maybe no lock on the door either.
I think talking in your bedroom is the better choice, but that's just me.
Why not go in your room? Edit: the same comment 3 times in a row. Fail.
Nothing to do with comment, But that kitten in your picture is overly adorable!:) I love it.
I completely agree. Thanks! :]
What, shit in your room ????? Ewwww
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Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself
I would have just laughed if I were him.