By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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Sammansix 3

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

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VorpikeII 17

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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Screwie 25

All that energy for what? To end up masturbating?

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anythingmustbe 18

Maybe she feels your not using enough energy in the bedroom.

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tjv3 10

Switch out her vitamins with testosterone pils and see how she likes it when she starts growing a beard

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PizzaRollsss 5

Not sure but wouldn't the two pills be different? Or like do you take medication without even checking what it is?

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emilyjgraham 34

102, firstly if he takes them everyday, they're in the same place and same jar it's a possibility he doesn't look anymore and secondly there are a lot of pills that look the same, they probably have some sort of similarity. FYL op, if you were taking for a medical reason she should have known better and if she's doing to bring a bit more sex into the marriage, make that happen then take them? you may even naturally fall asleep after a good session! I dunno... just hope it works out for you :)

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PizzaRollsss 5

I guess your right I've only taken like 3 different pills and they've all been completely different so I just figured energy and sleeping pills should be different.

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VorpikeII 17

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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Dunvanation 4

Hey guys this may not be a bad thing. This is an excuse to go clubbing all night! Jk that sucks sorry dude.

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Blackmail111 9

OR you could get back at her by switching her vibrator with a taser!

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MsCowsiecow 6

I don't understand what her motive could have been... Maybe it was an accident?

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raraisbang 12

68- remind me to never piss you off.

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pandabear125 0

or find a new wife. maybe thats too extreme, lets go with the taser idea.

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JackeeDawn 9

She Seems like one of those people who like to GO GO GO! And never want to rest. I'm sorry OP

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

When I read go go go!, I thought of Counterstrike...

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j_cat187 19

Only one more month for a modable high grade fps.

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skullofdarkness 18

When I read go go go, I thought of Sonic-X

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Mommyof2_91 10

I thought of the cat in the hat show.."let's go go go go, on an adventure...!"

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bluekid7 5

My thoughts exactly. Take the hint OP shes giving you extra energy for it too!

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Sammansix 3

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Maybe replace her birth control pills with the energy pills?

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LO388 7

13 - That's mean and considerate at the same time. She'll end up with a baby, but she'll have extra energy to take care of it.

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Inheritance 10

OP she's trying to give you a hint with those pills.. Means you need to boost up your sex life.

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j_cat187 19

Better plan: mix a hellish mixture of laxatives, ipecac, and LSD. Add it to her morning coffee.

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pandabear125 0

and have a chance at killing her? maybe dial it down a bit.

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cajekraze 7

Escalation is the only way to react to such an awesome prank

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Popcornography 10

At least you won't sleep talk and reveal all your secrets :)

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swankmrpancake 8

Ahh yes but the lack of sleep may leave Op ******** his pants when he sees a raccoon in his garbage bin.

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bfsd42 20

Or maybe he will vigorously try to fellate himself while his girlfriend sleeps.

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owo_fml 9

Pretty sure his blonde girlfriend gives good enough head for that to not be necessary. OP's wife, on the other hand...

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False_Stupidity 41

So many references to other FML's in the same thread!.. its like christmas in .. um august

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olpally 32

What a bitch! Is she trying to make you into an all night long sex machine? Seriously, that's ****** up though.

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French_Toast_fml 3

Switch her energy pills with sleeping pills! Imagine her boss's reaction when he finds her head on her desk, dead to the world.

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swankmrpancake 8

His reaction would be to fire her leaving Op as their only source of income. So in other words bad plan.

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ImaSnowman 2

51 your picture makes me wanna get high as a mo fo

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

12) Change your picture to actual French toast so I can nom on you.

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