MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Senseless_487 29

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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Doortje 29

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

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Senseless_487 29

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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sjdbeinska 4

hopefully her mother does not have and interest in being a cougar...

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white16sox 19

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say OP already has.

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Boygenius50 8

Guys, you're being too hard on the poor guy. She's a TOTAL MILF!

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Codezlol 21

You think after 3 years he would give up, either that or he needs to seriously step his game up.

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KrazieKleo 13

What an asshole... I wonder what the mother thinks of this.

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Doortje 29

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

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FMLKitten 15

I'm with number 4, tell him you'll grow up to look like her!

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DrDilllonReese 12

Who's to say that op doesn't look like some demon-spawn and it's very apparent to the bf that she isn't going to be a "total MILF"

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challan 19

My mom is totally a milf too, Op. Just shows how hot we're going to be in the future.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

No. It's a reflection of what you COULD look like in the future. It wont happen just because... There's this thing called "taking care of yourself" that plays a big part.

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MorganBrown 8

You're right, it does reflect onto you.

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iXTMAstro 6

14 not necessarily, according to HGH, you blame your parents for how you look or how you are. You can thank biology. But keeping your body in homeostasis is a factor, but if your parents have a high motabolism, then you will too. So most of what you are going going to look like in the future not easy to change. Hell, I saw a picture of my great grandpa as a boy and he looks like as if I had a twin. Same with my grandpa and father

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GypsyRover 0

Well,it's not always easy having a beautiful body,and it's definitely not easy keeping it! I'm so sorry to hear that op! If your mom is a milf, I hope you grow in to one as well. As for you # 7 I believe what you say is very true,because you yourself are attractive. The trick is girls and guys,to be just as beautiful on the inside as on the out,if not more so. :-)

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GypsyRover 0

What the he'll is wrong with you people? I gave a person a complement and get thumbed down. That means to me that some of you deep down are VERY shallow and shamless self-centered people. The world needs less of these people!

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Mjfalcon 8

55, what you are forgetting is that this is the Internet. In the Internet arrogance, the inability to argue, Trolling, and being a total jackass is a sign of complete badassery. Post at your own risk. You have been warned.

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ebonyirony 29

That's all well and good. My mother is also a milf. But I'm adopted. So perhaps I'll be ugly.

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absolutegrrr 7

7, you do realise that you've just said 'my mum is totally a Mum I'd Like to ****'..?

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challan 19

38- thank you very much! 74- no, I used milf as a word not as an acronym, but I know what you're trying to say. People tell me every day that my mom is one... In fact my grandmother has been called a Gilf. No, you can not have their numbers.

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0RedPenguin0 8

Does he not understand that you are going to end up looking at least somewhat like her, and will keep your looks for longer?

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theguy33 1

You do know what MILF means right it's not a mother you would like to date.

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walmartpaysme 15

You have a point 80, but I'm hoping if he has spent three years on this "mission" that he would have something a little more long-term planned.

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perdix 29

You could end up with a hot step-dad ;) Eventually, your mom will age and he'll finally settle for you.

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perdix 29

Three years?!?! If he's not nailing her by now, it ain't ever gonna happen. Unless he gets some sort of pleasure from being with you, he's totally wasting his time.

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walmartpaysme 15

Perdix, do you have multiple personality disorder by chance?

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BlowinChronic 18

I don't understand how someone could spend so much time using someone else to get to their mother... That is just strange considering OP is bound to have some traits like her mom and will look a lot like her when she gets older. I say dump the douchebag you could do better than someone that just wants you for your mom.

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gracehi 31

Not necessarily. OP could look like her father. In any case though, her boyfriend doesn't justify the amount of carbondioxide he releases into the atmosphere by breathing.

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dmblonde 13

It's times like these I'm glad my mom isn't hot.

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