By nosleep - 29/12/2012 07:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML
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llama612 27

Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

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wow810 4

Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

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llama612 27

Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

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Stallion91 6

How is this even a FML? The fact that she sleeps less is related to FML. This app itself is a FML

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Stallion91 6

It's a joke of a FML. I realized I missed a few words out.

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mbuck87 19

Were the words you missed the punch line?

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Myo_fml 20

Gift him with the information that lack of sleep causes weight gain, skin aging, confusion, increased heart disease risk, lower sex drive, and even sudden unexplained death in some people.

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yoyoforpeace 14

Well think about it this way he loves you enough to try to protect you in his own stupid way.

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sens3sfailing 24

28- I think you missed the words that were the punchline. the groin contact...just to make sure you get it, shes going to kick him in the balls!

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Relenaz 9

Yeah, there are just as many if not more issues linked with too little sleep as there are with too much. He needs to educate himself if he really cares about her health. In his defense, at least he seems to be trying to show he cares....

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katluvr 22

Do you sleep more than 8 hours a night? If not then he needs to regulate himself and not you. I've read that 7.5 hours per night is optimal sleep for adults. Also, is he waking you up after 8 hours of continuous sleep?

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anitadoody 7

I agree. Dump the dumb-ass and find somebody that has something between their ears.

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strawberrywine22 30

My husband isn't the brightest crayon in the box but who is, really? Plus he loves me more than anything. It's so annoying when someone does one dumb thing and everyone thinks the person should leave them!

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tararochelle 18

As dumb as what he's doing is, it's still nice he cares that much about her. It's not like he's doing something to be mean.

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lilhellian 26

Guys, learn where dump him is appropiate.. I've seen MAYBE 2-3 FML's were it was slightly appropriate, but still a stretch..

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poccocurantes 7

Besides, if everyone took FML advice and dumped their stupid other eventually they would breed creating double recessive stupid children. Then we would really have a problem.

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screenager5 35

Seriously! Not one of these people knows anything about the OPs' significant others besides what was posted, and people fly off the handle with the "ERMAHGERD DUMP HIM/HER" comments.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Does he know not getting enough sleep is also bad? -_-

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RinaVampire31 18

Does he not know that having less sleep is equally as bad? Could be worse actually..

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wow810 4

Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

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spaboolly 26

Tell him that no matter what he does, you are both going to die anyway. And he can either enjoy life with you or waste it fretting about a future that can neither be predicted nor avoided.

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MelTheGreat 23

Did your boyfriend also think the world was going to end last week?

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mbuck87 19

Strangely, you are the first person I've seen taking credit for it. I believe you

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seacadet 18

If anyone could do it, it's Harrison Ford!

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Well I know he's doing it because he care's about you, however you just don't mess with a girls sleep so your should tell him when he wants to have sex sorry honey but having sex can give people a heartbreak and then tell him I'm only doing it because I care about you.

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happle 21

I don't recall ever having heartbreak before, during, or after sex.

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Aregonde 15

Have him google "sleep deprivation health effects." He'll never wake you up again.

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