What just happened?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
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Marmarfarfar 25

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

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harrypotter955 19

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

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Accuraxy 10

wow thats sucks.. trust me i know all about sucking

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EVnIAS 13

Are you offering him sex? That's nasty...

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bluehero 17

I thought #2 was offering a ******* lol

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maosquare 18

2 just came out to the whole FML community.

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perdix 29

Go back to the river and see if you can find a mud buddy ;)

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NeDaroft 5

Just go to Haiti, you'll find plenty there

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CaptMurdock 25

Sounds to me like she was just trying to find a way to end it. Sorry OP, better luck in the future.

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harrypotter955 19

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

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doctor_glitter 6

Not everyone can handle the skill that is mud fighting. I'm sure you understand.

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perdix 29

Ironically, you dodged a bullet because you couldn't dodge a few clumps of thrown mud.

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KingDead 18

Sore loser she is, find a girl who can play rough OP, you'd have a lot more fun ;]

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zombieslayer83 19

Nothing better than getting rough and dirty!

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rg350dx 29

Anal? We're talking about anal? Right...?

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