By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
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rachiebuger101 8

That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I'm so sorry OP

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truesarrif 33

are you sure it was a proposal speech in the first place and not just a really long weird breakup speech?

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rachiebuger101 8

That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I'm so sorry OP

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hemz_fml 13

I'm literally speechless, I have no idea how that could even happen.

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perdix 29

#6, you know who wasn't speechless? The ex-boyfriend.

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Shadowvoid 33

They are getting more clever with break ups. Solution: don't date ever again and give up your time to lord Zenu

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perdix 29

#1, I thought the guy trying to share the urinal at the mall was even more messed up than this thing -- and that was just from earlier today.

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imaginaryvoice 18

I'm trying to imagine how this went down. "Honey, I love you and want to spend the rest of my life... Well no.... Honey, you mean everything to me and I think.... No, that's not true either.. I don't even know why we're together. I think i'ts time to break up."

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laurenlovesjb 20

#6 yeah I literally have no clue how the hell does that happen? I wonder if he had to intention to do that when he first proposed!

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Druu 53

"[OP's name], over the time we've been together, you've made me a very happy man. Knowing you has caused me to know myself better. I've enjoyed our time together immensely, and I want us to enjoy the rest of our lives with nothing but happiness. Separately."

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DWT 18

Just how is that possible?

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thatkidhesh 11

he's an asshole. shame on him for ruining a moment for you. here's to a new guy and a kick ass proposal! *clinks glasses*

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Bobskittens1 12

Maybe he just got so nervous that he rage quit? Either way, sorry OP.

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omg36 7

Rage quitting- level: marriage proposal.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yeah. Sucks that the sick was in his personality and not his pants.

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feelingold 18

Sometimes you need to stare down the barrel of commitment to realize that you'd really rather just focus on WoW.

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bigmike25 11

#3 OP probably misinterpreted his break-up speech as a proposal and he is not a dick because it was face to face.

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TrueDragons 2

Usually fake FMLs are hard to detect but this one was pretty easy.

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perdix 29

#4 comments that are begging for immediate demolition are usually pretty easy to spot and this one is asking for a rapid death.

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truesarrif 33

are you sure it was a proposal speech in the first place and not just a really long weird breakup speech?

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truesarrif 33

agreed. and without OP filling in the blanks we can only guess

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SpartanCEL 6

OP will probably comment filling in what he said and did

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vehementbitch 4

*gets down on one knee* see i have this ring here and i wanna marry you. but i dont. as a matter of fact i wanna break up with you all together soo.....i guess ill see you around......

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truesarrif 33

more like he started off talking about all the good things about OP how she is a wonderful person yadda yadda. which OP MISTOOK as the beginning of a proposal. when in fact the guy was just trying to let her down easy

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iLuvsIt 10

My husband didn't go down on one knee. Although he did pull out a ring. So I guess that means I'm half married???

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dawnimus 21

He sounds like a very confused person of you ask me - I know it's not much consolation but at least he got cold feet before you spent a lot of money on a wedding.

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josh7279 7

He probably changed his mind half-way through the proposal.

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berichsoon 11

Or simply was drunk as hell and had no clue what he was doing

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pam241 15

Fear of commitment or did he just not have the balls to marry you?

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tj5810 21

That's one in the same, 9.

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ThePsyche 9

If people got married based on those conditions, the world would be a very unhappy place.

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perdix 29

Wow, did that involve him getting down on one knee and offering you a diamond ring as a parting gift? Did you also get a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni and a home version of the game?

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buckerado 19

"Hey uhhhh...*gets on one knee* will you break up with me?"*runs out of way of angry ex, takes all belongings, and leaves.

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