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Best that you found out sooner than later.
Straight arrows can break
It's not gay if you close your eyes
Better now then later when you guys are having coitus
It annoys me that every time someone uses the word coitus, it reminds people of The Big Bang Theory. Don't get me wrong, I like the show, but it's as if they created the word, which they most certainly did not.
You also probably thought that your cousin wasn't going to go to that extent of actually stealing--your now--ex-boyfriend.
I think that's the whole point of the FML hun
Just hope you're not the one who turned him to the other team OP, you might start seeing a trend in the future.
Unless Op is going to start dating gay guys who are pre-out, then she likely not "turn" anyone gay. She might become their beard, but you don't turn people gay.
Well just like your comment everything posted is just individual opinions. You chose to read them.
Your cousin should be a lawyer. Unparallelled powers of persuasion!
...And the stealing, don't forget that.
I didn't think it could get any worse when your cousin stole your boyfriend, but then I read on..
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Sometimes you just never know...
Straight arrows can break