By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
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Welshite 39

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

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immunetoinsanity 23

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

You didn't finish your sentence. Wipe them off...with fire*

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rg350dx 29

That OP has finally realized he doesn't clean and possibly maintain his vehicle as often as he should...duh.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I think most of us get the point of the FML, but we all really hate ******* spiders.

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Peachy2392 26

Thank you for correcting me #16. Use of fire is encouraged when dealing with spiders and spider webs.

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SmallyBigs 9

OP needs some friends :/

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amDes 11

I understood that OP probably has no friends to ride shotgun, but my first thought was still "time to get out the napkins and clean that shit"

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perdix 29

#12, I know, Alan! Clearly, the point of the story is the OP is raising spiders and doesn't have cobwebs on his driver's-side door, which is cutting his spider range in half. It's so obvious.

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RedPillSucks 31

Those spiders that don't **** are pretty cool, though.

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zomgbies 17

Just drive it into a lake. That will get them off

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gAt_d 26

Wiping off the cobwebs are certainly easy enough but I get the notion that the cobwebs also represent the OP's loneliness. Maybe I'm reading far more into it...

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Peachy2392 26

#74, you're right. It's supposed to represent his lack of friends or loneliness, something like that.

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olpally 32

Clean your car op. That's disgusting. :/

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badluckdawson 19

You didn't get it...

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olpally 32

I get that op should clean his car regardless of having friends or not.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Cleaning is for losers that have lives. I have no life; **** cleaning.

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mFUNdo21 17

cleaning is for people with no friends. he doesn't have friends so why waste his precious friendless time

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

70- Cleaning is for people with no friends; He has no friends, therefore he shouldn't waste his time cleaning. What the hell?

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Welshite 39

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

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hippyhopgirl 9

Spiders are the root of all evil. Yes, they may befriend you but they may also be planning your death.

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bellydancer82 15

This is one of the dumbest FMLs I've ever read.... Oh no! No one goes in the passengers side so there's cobwebs! Well... Just wipe them off.

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, you're carpooling; it's not so bad.

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etishuman22 32

Decorating your car for Halloween or forever alone? Take your pick.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Nah. Friends are people and people are terrible inventions.

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Kruiser 16

9 - Way to read in between the lines. Proud of yah

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immunetoinsanity 23

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

How about that fellow down the road? His machete looks nice.

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RedPillSucks 31

The spiders will protect OP if something goes wrong.

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baxeh 29

I dont see anything wrong with the plan, infact, we should encourage it everywhere! Lets start at the schools.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

TUCK AND ROLL! Then watch your car crash and burst into flames, along with whatever owned those webs.

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