By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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teapotrevolt 27

I guess the bright side is that he took you out! Maybe date number two will be more inventive!!

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kirbs19 37

That's not a date that's someone running errands!

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starile 19

Maybe he was picking up condoms and liquor. Look at the bright side, people!

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JocelynKaulitz 28

If he wants to be more inventive I'm sure he'll take her to Walmart next time.

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kellilynn 18

Yeah, maybe next time he'll take her to a laundry mat

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Welshite 39

Bullseye! He shot Cupid's arrow straight to your heart.

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pjsr 32

And all your coworkers got to see you with a smoking hot guy!

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Colon_Man 17

That's what I was going to say. He knew you work there and he wants all the male employees to know "he won".

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Do much fun going to work for a date that sucks OP hopefully if there's a second date he picks a better place

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Enslaved 36

Warning! He's using you for your employee's discount! Edit: Ugh! One minute too late with my comment!

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lewaraly 8

I'm pretty positive it wasn't a date, he just didn't want to shopping alone and have to pay full price

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ohSNAPyall 26

Dang. First dates should require some thought or effort. Not, Watch me buy groceries, and then let's go make out.

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201chasew 22

There is a coffee place in the Target that I live near. Maybe they went to something like that instead of just shopping?

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badluckalex 23

why not just go to a coffee shop then lol

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photographer49 22

#8 Sometimes it's fun to mess around in Target. Maybe it depends on your date? I agree it is a shitty date place but me and my friends always have a blast in Target. Maybe the guy has fun there too and thought it would be fun?

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doctorhook86 24

#8: Here in Canadia, where Target recently announced that its time here has been a huge failure and that it will file for bankruptcy, going to Target is an opportunity to loot and pillage like a Viking as they liquidate stock at clearance prices. Is Target that much fun in other the United States?

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starile 19

... what's "other the United States"? Do you consider yourselves a state? And **** yes our Targets are fun as all hell. Pretty sure Target sells 12-packs of 'Murica-sized Fun at 50% off.

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Demon_of_Light 27

Maybe he tried to do it like Employee of the Month?

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doctorhook86 24

#61: Don't flatter yourself, "other" was just an extra word that you can safely ignore. That said, if any Americans would like to petition to become a new Canadian province, we will consider it.

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Colon_Man 17

Canada is America's hat. ...I have nothing to add to that.

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starile 19

It's OK, let people get offended on a joke website with people talking about 'Murica-sized Fun 12-packs ;)

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DanielleinDC 33

I wouldn't consider going to Target a first-date activity, though. It might be a stop on said date if the guy (or gal) needs to pick something up. But you don't ask someone out on a date and take them to Target.

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PhatCake 10

He sure knows how to charm the ladies. I'm sorry that happened OP :/

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skippydoda 32

I don't know, a 15% discount. That seems like a really hot date to me.

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Enslaved 36

Plus a tour of the store to help him find what he needs? Now that's excellent customer service.

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BeautifulChaos27 37

Team member discount is only 10%, unless you use the red-card with it (which ANYONE can get) which then gets you another 5%. But to add to that, you can't even use your team member unless you pay with a target card or cash. No other debt or credit cards allowed. It's stupid.

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