By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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meatball4122 11

Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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meatball4122 11

Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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howard007 18

Please tell me it was a sexy voice mail to op. Otherwise leave that cheater

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Cads1 24

Could that be her profession and she was working from home?

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TheCookieComet 23

How in the world is that out of order? Cheating goes both ways dipshit.

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PleaseTickleUs 7

Number 17's comments profile picture is perfect for what he said

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Sazzles 17

We can only hope she was talking to your voicemail.

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Allornone 35

or Jake from State Farm

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oscillation26 3

I don't know why you are getting down voted I thought it was hilarious

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chefnoel22 11

You mean your now 'ex' girlfriend?

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chefnoel22 11

What's wrong with you?! I'm sorry but if my boyfriend was having phone sex with some chick, we would be over!

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knight2109 12

Yes but as we can see from her profile picture she is in fact a women. So based on these findings we can simply assume that given the context of her statement she was putting it into a relatable veiw point for herself.

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Hoopachi 19

*Ex-Girlfriend, or just have a talk with her about it. But that's seriously ****** up

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Girlshotdown1 21

i would of called her on the phone and told her to get the **** out of my house lol

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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gary8082 14

Maybe she just forgot to tell you that she got a new job with the 1-900 hotline.

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