By still single - 06/08/2015 01:22 - Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
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igg125 30

There are lots of guys who would rather have an engineering PHD than their current girlfriend.

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corporatescoundr 25

If it worked like that I bet there'd be a lot more people trying to get into engineering programs.

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magicsablebounce 8

Like how Howard built a sex robot on The Big Bang Theory

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stieglar 17

Everybody has their strengths and weaknesses man. There's someone out there for you.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Also, at least OP doesn't have to deal with supreme bullshit. First you get the money, then you get power, then you get the woman.

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igg125 30

There are lots of guys who would rather have an engineering PHD than their current girlfriend.

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herpderp1234 17

Construct a girlfriend to put that degree to use! She'll be just the way you want! Lol

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iAmDictionary 13

That PhD is probably a lot more valuable

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Sam_Dchi 23

PhD usually brings money, money can make girls look your way, just choose wisely!!

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ArturoJames 13

If a girl is only interested in you because of the money you have.. let me put it this way: Bye, Bitch!

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kaed 16

Well I'd rather marry a prosperous and educated man than one who is not.

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Sam_Dchi 23

I know that some women prefer education over other things, I mean I'd rather have a cute educated girlfriend over a hot airheaded model!

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a1_z9 10

I find a thirst for knowledge way more sexy than a thirst for money in a man. I can make my own money, but money doesn't come running to you at the end of the day all excited about the thingymajig they've just created!

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smackaroonial 20

Looks are important too. If you're not physically attracted to your spouse, then your relationship will eventually crumble, no matter how much you like their education. But stability helps in a relationship. (Stability can sometimes equal money.)

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nomoreparty 11

Write a paper on 69... Will help u in scoring high.

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Cads1 24

PhD= pretty huge dick, or so I thought.

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TheClassicMan848 11

Once you're wealthy you'll attract tons of women

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MassiDelta 28

Well you have an engineering degree, which opens many high paying career paths. When you're rich, the girls will come to you!

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