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Coffee farts are the worst. ...
Lol.. like he doesn't fart. He should have worn a radiation suit tho, cause the gas was toxic. Don't fart in a confined space, OP.
It's not the fart #3... It's the power of the fart
At LEAST a 7
You're the reason we can't have nice things...
How is this relevant?
This phrase doesn't work in this scenerio.
Aw this is just one of those situations that there's nothing you could of done. But if he was really that bothered by a bodily function everyone goes though maybe you're better off without knowing him. You'll meet someone eventually! Don't worry op.
Sometimes a fart can build up that's incredibly painful and you feel like you can't move unless you let it out. Waddling to the toilets to do a fart will look like OP just shit themselves or is about to.
Yeah but OP didn't think anyone would notice and didn't expect him to come up then - I am sure if he had been talking to her before she farted she would have held it in or something
Everyone farts. And I don't know a single person who goes to the restroom to do it. I realize the men in my family might release a bit more noxious gas then others (they are horrific) but I would never judge someone because of a fart smell surrounding them. It can be awful, it can make you gag and possibly want to stop breathing, but it's not unhygienic nor is it horrible manners to release it when your gut starts cramping.
Next time.... oh who am I kidding there won't be a next time if you keep with these poor hygiene habits.
"poor hygiene habits" you don't fart?
I follow the fluffy method. When I fart it smells like cinnamon.
If you eat clean, your farts are odorless. Specifically, if you eat a clean, plant-based diet.
#24,I don't know who told you that, but I've been in the presence of a veggie fart, and they're absolutely revolting.
Farts just tend to come at the wrong times, I swear.
'Love is in the air'- wait, no, that isn't love... :-(
Lol this made me laugh! You will find someone soon!
OP never said she was searching
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'Love is in the air'- wait, no, that isn't love... :-(
It's never safe or nice to let one rip in a coffee shop .. FYL but also YDI