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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
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Top comments

Halpak 16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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Comments

tehman117 21

Boy was she suprised when you slamed the door in her face

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Xelthen 10

She's one of those faster paced girls. You know, kissing on the first date, moving in on the second.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates

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Thebestinclass 16

So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.

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whatarethisss 23

kids on fourth.

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tantanpanda 26

psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.

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valalvax 13

I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111

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corky1992 33

Think it may be time to move and to get a restraining order. That's just creepy.

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teapotrevolt 27

Wow! That's a shade too fast for my liking. Bet she felt silly!

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Shadowvoid 33

She's fifty shades of cray (cray)

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