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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By kitty - 18/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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Smooth

By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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redhead_sprhro 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:50

Wife material!

mermaidkeels 26

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:52

Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.

Comments

King0fgames 18

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:44

Maybe she's just addicted to popping zits?....

HoboRain 16

Thursday 15 October 2015 15:42

My wife actually is. She gets upset when I dont let her lol

ligerzero459 24

Thursday 15 October 2015 23:07

Sounds like we're married to the same person ?

kaablam 17

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:16

i like popping zits, but i wouldn't suggest it to someone i didn't like, so Op should take this for a good sign.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:44

Popping Zits. Popping Cherries. Sounds likes party.

KatieKoala 19

Thursday 15 October 2015 4:41

This comment just makes my day

HoboRain 16

Wednesday 28 October 2015 0:09

I know what you mean. Everytime I read this I die laughing

Nanu77 9

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:44

That's a great start. Let her come close and show your charm.

King0fgames 18

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:45

At least she's looking at you :D

bnbhimp 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:45

Pop her ****

I_Like_Dogs 28

Thursday 15 October 2015 2:52

Imagine how painful this would be... *cringes* *protects chest with arms repeatedly saying "it's all right"*

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 15 October 2015 21:29

how does one pop a tit? lol

MonstreBelle 29

Thursday 15 October 2015 22:25

My best friend popped a tit once. It was hilarious to watch her tit slowly deflate like a balloon because her saline implant just gave out and ruptured out of no where. The look on her face when she realized what was happening was priceless.