By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24

You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

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beeferjay 34

oh yeah, Palmela Handerson is the best gf EVAR! p.s. I didn't know your hand had a cheek

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Zebediabolical 39

I prefer Lindsay Lohand. She gets CRAZY if you let her.

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PlasticElite17 6

Handjalina Jolie?

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UserOfTheMind 24

You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

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erin55378 17

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

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MasterTron 24

Who said she woke up?

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itsme82 18

I laughed so hard at this. Serves you right for messing with her.

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CaletheLion 15

Wow, I didn't know my own hand could punch me like that.

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band_geek 18

Hope it wasn't beacuse you weren't doing someone else in her sleep and the you in her dream wasn't whispering that to the other person in her dream state. But if she were awake when she did that, well, then!

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jaspinkgrl01 18

She could've been frightened by the sudden noise in her ear and punched you

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