By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 456
You deserved it 8 862

Same thing different taste

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It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her ****** the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

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lol maybe you shouldve asked her what she had to do?

v1kt4r 13

Ok wanted to be up, :D :D that said what the **** did u think she was going to do wen she sat on the toilet, what u think girls throw up from their ass????

He didn't say she sat on the toilet. Heck if she was drunk she might have leaned forward towards the toilet like she was about to throw up then, yeah.

Mirequetz 6

Gross, I'd never take a crap in front of my boyfriend and we live together. There are some things you just don't do with someone else in the room.

That's your problem. Eventually it gets to the point where you do everything in front of each other. I feel bad for all of yall who think this is gross. Just wait till your married and you walk in on your wife changing her tampon or something. Toughen up.

I agree 187. Other than sex related tasks both sexs do the same thing.

No. Which is proof that this FML is fake.

well there goes the 'stick it in her pooper' line.

Girls poop, but we only poop rainbows and skittles and unicorns.

perdix 29

Just because "Everybody Poops" is a book doesn't make it true. It's just propaganda. Come on, Sarah Palin wrote a book. She never mentions pooping once. Ipso facto, girls don't poop.

falconpunch125 0

I know pooping skittles comes in for a handy snack later

don't forget the glitter and strawberry icecream....but thats only on a good day =D

then who poops the gold at the end of the rainbow? I know girls poop. you'd have to if you ate as much as them :P

76: sarah palin is a girl???? WOW......I just learned something!

YDI for having a gross girlfriend. Dump her.

She was drunk, meaning she had no control over her actions. I bet that if she'd been sober, she wouldn't have done it. Plus, pooping ain't gross. It's natural. Sure, it's not exactly seductive, but come on. Stop being a pussy and grow a pair.

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her ****** the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

...are you serious? "Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating... unless they're into that kind of thing." Um, when you're married and/or living with someone, you get over it. Hubby and I walk in on each other on the toilet all the time to get something out of the bathroom or whatever. Really no big deal. Especially if the other person is sick or drunk and you know they can't control whatever's going on.

that is..gross. It kills the attraction to see the other person taking a "monstrous dump". That's gross. I don't want to see ANYONE take a dump, especially not my girlfriend.

There are some things you should never do in front of your significant other. I don't care if you've been together 50 years. There is a such thing as being too comfortable. First you start crapping in front of each other. Next thing you know, you're wearing tapered sweatpants and a snuggie every day, you've got crumbs all over your snuggie, no makeup, haven't showered or done your hair, etc

I agree with the being too comfortable part... but what's wrong with not wearing makeup? |:

amazingkate 0

yeah, it's funny that wearing a snuggie and not wearing makeup is the same level of deterioration. i also think it's funny that the guy thinks vomit is cute but poo is detestable.

#86, that was worst load of BS I've read today. I agree that it is not the most satisfying moment of my life when I was in the shower and my wife enters the bathroom in urgent need due to severe diarreah, but that is not something that comes into mind when I'm with her. This must be the first time I think of it in 10 yrs. Too comfortable? My ass! Being comfortable with someone has nothing to do with what your wear. It is a state of mind where you can be your own self. Well, of course, if you're sloppy, I guess that what you talk about could happen, but I couldn't say really. I don't know you. But it is still not "too comfortable", just "comfortable".

Lila, nobody wants to THINK ABOUT creating waste products, not that nobody wants it to ever happen. How often do you think about the people about you, and yourself even, pooping, unless you have to go? It's gross to poop in front of other people in general. Yes, you can reach a level of comfort that you don't mind, and you know what? That's great, that's fine, but don't go bitching at someone because they don't want to watch people poop (not sit in the shower, mind you, but actually stand and watch). And I know she's drunk and can't help it. I never said anything to the contrary. As for the "too comfortable" thing, I actually agree with it in /a certain degree/. It goes hand-in-hand with the "letting yourself go" thing that some people do in marriage. They think "okay, I love this person, they love me, we're together, so it's okay if I don't take a shower today/if I eat this whole cake myself" - I would call that a sort of "too comfortable."

Pooping in front of each other completely kills the mistique, along with farting, peeing, nose picking etc. Some things should be just left to when you are alone, no matter how much the other person loves you and is comfortable with you.

YDI for not being able to handle it. People crap. It's no big deal. Get a grip and get over it.

Yeah I agree with these people, enless your some kind of shallow jerk this should make you at least twice as attracted her.

6, I really hope that pun was intentional. If it was, you have a heap big plate of win.

It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

or maybe you couldve jst gotten the **** over it she's your gf eventually you'll be able to do that in front of each other not drunk. she needed help it can only come out two ways and they're both gross and stink so you're sad.

If my gf ever made any referance to defacation she would be dumped on the spot. Girls don't poop, or fart, it's a proven scientific fact. Dr. Rameriz Estaban Gonzalez the famed Gastoenterologist studied this topic in depth many years ago. His hypothesis being that a females body does not support defacation; therefore they rather piss shit out of their ******. This is ofcourse how the female body operates, and any other person who says otherwise is completely ignorant.

"studied this topic in depth" how deep were his studies exactly?

LeCielNousAide 7

any anatomy or biology class would tell you otherwise. i'm a girl (as much as guys like to think i'm one of them) and i happen to know that yes, we do shit. i don't get why guys think girls doing something natural is revolting (or refuse to believe it) but yet you expect us to put our mouths on something you piss out of. stop being so immature and get the **** over it.

so....you'd rather girls poop out their vag?

The gullibility of people on the internet never ceases to amaze me. Unless of course the people who took his comment seriously actually knew he was joking and are really just messing with the people who think they're being serious. OH ****

how did you get ******** out of poop?? guess what... girls also want us to put our mouths onto something they pee out of too. (or at least near it)

With that said, a girls asshole is purely an instrument for which men like to ****.

And you sound like an asshole... Girls shit too... It's very normal and natural... idk about your 'source' but it's VERY wrong. Get used to it. I won't make a guy watch me shit, what I think the above poster was trying to say that he'll be alone cause he'll never find a girl that doesn't shit unless she's extremely unhealthy. I'm most certainly not going to be with a guy that finds it gross that at some point in the day I have to shit even if it's not around him.

Skull_300 0

You should have gotten out a glass plate and had her serve it up while you held the plate!!! Is her name "Dirty Sanchez?"