Definitely not, if she's that stupid. Is she a blonde? lol. not to offend any blondes...

are you hinged now?

Blonde jokes are so over used, unfunny and old And yet people cry and moan over my sammich jokes Well **** you and make us a sammich

That's when you say "Maybe it's broken...or where you just lieing about that part?"

Holy crap pleb, every single one of your posts has something about a "sammich". HURR HURR HURR ITS NOT FUNNY THE 30TH TIME. You're like the people who are too boring to come up with jokes (or any kind of humour at all) of their own so they constantly say lines from movies.

@#3 that was my first guess!

lol I would have totally said that to see her reaction...

58- I'll make you a sammich but there may be traces of arsenic... ;)

Learn the score bwo!

It doesn't matter if it's her home phone. She could've given him that number. Still OP, it's not the end of the world that a girl doesn't want to give you her number. And if you had to immediately stalk her to prove that it was an excuse, she probably made the right call.

I think most girls prefer to share cell nos so that parents dont come in between.

Exactly this. She could probably tell you were a creeper, hence why you didn't get her number. Immediately stalking someone who rejected you online =/= normal. Although, did it occur to you that perhaps no one is answering her calls because her phone is broken?

Or maybe she was using another phone besides her own..one she is only using for emergency calls or something? Why is this FML?

#11, I'm not certain OP had crossed into creeper status at that point. Checking a person's facebook as plan B because their phone is broken is not unreasonable. Not OP's fault that she lied instead of just saying she wasn't interested.

He didn't even necessarily check her page - her status could have just been on his home page when he logged on. Not creeping. And I agree that maybe no one was answering her calls because the phone was broken. She could have posted that earlier, before she figured out something was wrong with the phone, and it had only just shown up on his news feed. I've seen a status on my friend's profile that showed up in my news feed a day later. So he's not necessarily stalking, and she's not necessarily lying.

my phone was stolen a couple weeks ago and whenevera guy asked for my # i told them my phine was stolen because i dont like talking to guys on the housephone since people can easily listen in so she mightve been telling the truth either way who cares

Being friends with someone on Facebook = stalking?

It is, I'm stalking 130people or so right now. OP: Maybe no one is answering her phone calls cause her phone is broke? I've really had that happen to me, except nobody wants my number. FML.

11 that's exactly what I was thinking

What does OP mean???

"first thing I see..." That's what he first saw on the news feed. Not her profile.

Ha actually I didn't think of that.. I guess it's cause I don't have a house phone. We just all have cell phones.. T-Mobile family plan, for the win! :b

Exactly.

How is she calling people if her phone is broken?

Well maybe she's not. Maybe her phone is acting like it's making the call but it actually isn't.

This is where my brain went, as well.

#13 gots the right answer. i think she was basically saying how shes trying to call people but its not working?

I was wondering when I would find someone who said this! She probably made the status before she realized it was broken.

I'm with you all. I was thinking the exact thing. And I'm also curious, if you have her on your FB friends list to see statuses, why do you NEED her phone number?

It's just a tad more personal. Here's how it goes: strangers--> facebook friends--> acquaintances--> phone number--> friends--> hanging out in person--> good friends. Tadah!