By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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lemoncows 2

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

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djcoco5 0

most disgusting thing i've seen in my life!

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SarahStarzz 0

I hate insects!!! eeww they creep the shit out of me just looking at them makes me all eeww

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TJ10 0

tell ur bf/gf to wash more thoroughly

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country_chickie 0

Omg!!! Nasty!! Wtf?!

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GuyMcGee 0

well.. it looks like, (puts on sunglasses) you swallowed a cockroach

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wikkedphuka 0

is you profile pic chedder bob lmao

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I_R_Genius 3

Chocolate dipped cockroaches are the best. Om nom nom.

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saraaheatherr7 11

Salt and vinegar grasshoppers. And no. I'm not joking! I buy them at candy mountain in Winnipeg!

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uncbballwins 0

Yes it's great knowing you will die a slow, painful death of not having the lung capacity to satisfy your body's oxygen needs.

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EmVee 0

That truly grossed me out - and I don't *ever* get grossed out ><

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yuggi1 11

Her/his lungs are just fine, it's that darn cockroach, looking for a place to lay its eggs no doubt, that has her asphyxiating. I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!

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camerican21 1

So was it payday and you decided to splurge?

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