By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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moshpointoh 0

Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process

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moshpointoh 0

Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process

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bachooka 5

I pee'd on my hubby... but I was like 10 months pregnant... and let's be honest... pregnant ladies have an excuse... But in all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find someone who hasn't at least been uber close to peeing the bed. Those dreams can be a Bitch...

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Lunaa94 6

Since when are women 10 months pregnant? Did I miss something?

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BWill9014 4

It can go over sometimes but it's generally 9 months

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bachooka 5

I went a month over with my second... that makes ten months... and my belly was so big that I felt like a beached whale... from about 6 months pregnant...

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Katy228 0

she is actually correct whilst I was pregnant I realised 40 weeks is 10 months you don't usually count the month of conception that's why it's known as 9 months.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Yeahhh it's possible 10 months pregnant right now.

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kofinater 3

I have a key dream when I need to pee and if i don't wake up immediately. I'm always in a infinitely huge white room with one white toilet that I'm peeing on. Before i was like 7 i couldn't recognize that dream from reality

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redneckprincess9 0

40 weeks is ten months.

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VorpikeII 17

hey acousticpixie, not 2 be sexist but ur the first girl I've heard if that plays Magic the Gathering. it's cool though!

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Acousticpixie14 6

I get that a lot. I also play WoW >.< I'm a bit of a geek...

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FunnyGuy5051 7

I still do that, it helps if u use the restroom before you got to sleep and don't get a drink for the rest of the night

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HesJustTheBest 0

At least you only pissed yourself, it could be worse. What if your dream had consisted of you taking a massive dump?

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you_failed 15

Haha! I have dreams like that xD When I "wake up" and get ready for school! xD But FYL!

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thatonename 7

the only way your dream would be similar is if you woke up and were actually ready for school. other than that, it's just a dream, which everyone has and in no way makes you special.

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

That would be creepy if she woke up ready for school lol

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Acousticpixie14 6

I've done that before. But I sleepwalk a lot so...not too weird for me.

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you_failed 15

36 I never said that makes me special. And that would be cool if I woke up ready. :D

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Jimboom 11

Not the first guy to be pissed off when they woke up.

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alliede88 0

My ex did this once, i was in bed, I sympathized w him too. But it still made me his ex. bladder control ftw :-)

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carcinogan 0

irony...you have a pic of yourself on a toilet..loo

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sema_fml 0

it dosnt really have anything to do with bladder control ive done it too before when i was dead tired and didnt even relize till in the morning when i woke up xd

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thatonename 7

sounds like you really cared about then. broke up with him for something out of his control. unless of course he just randomly decided it's ok to pee the bed. if that's the case, there's more issues than just bedwetting.

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